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Lance is...sometimes...(10 posts)

Lance is...sometimes...kaiser
Jun 25, 2002 12:57 PM
Lance is human. Lance is fallable. Lance rides equipment that his sponsors pay him (and his team) to use. Lance trains. Sometimes hard, sometimes not. Sometimes he eats pizza (even though Chris probably told him not to).

Lance probably follows his detailed training regimen even less than his fans do. Lance is just a strong guy. He pretty much knows how to train, and he gets advice from his coach. Sometimes he uses that advice, and sometimes not. Lance is not a robot. Sometimes Lance even takes a DAY OFF. He knows that he's got the goods. Lance knows how to live his life well. Sometimes the personal details of his life override the professional ones.

Sometimes Lance doesn't feel like attacking, even though he knows he's strong enough to do it. Sometimes Lance just wants to be Lance. Sometimes Lance doesn't know why he does certain things...he just does them. Sometimes Lance is tickled by how much people care about the truly unimportant details of his life (and/or his bike)....Lance has probably contemplated posting all the measurements of his bike on his website, just to shut everyone up, but he probably said "fock it" and ordered another burrito instead. Sometimes Lance is laughing his ass off, as he heads to the bank and deposits another endorsement check.

Sometimes Lance is just looking over his shoulder, and not neccessarily staring down his opponent. Maybe he's just wondering if Tyler is back from taking a piss. Sometimes Lance wishes his every action were just as unscrutinized as his future thoughts are.
wow look.... another homo-erotic "lance," posting....(nm)bob_vanderhaus
Jun 25, 2002 1:08 PM
Why are you stalking Lance?! (nm)RockyMountainRacer
Jun 25, 2002 1:20 PM
Britney Spears... is sometimes.....bob_vanderhaus
Jun 25, 2002 1:34 PM
Britney Spears is human. Britney is fallable. Britney drinks the soda that her sponsors pay her(and her team) to use. Britney trains. Sometimes hard, sometimes not. Sometimes she eats pizza (even though her agent probably told her not to).
Britney probably follows his detailed training regimen even less than her fans do. Britney is just a strong girl. She pretty much knows how to train, and she gets advice from her coach. Sometimes she uses that advice, and sometimes not. Britney is a virgin. Sometimes Britney even takes a DAY OFF. She knows that she's got the goods. Britney knows how to live her life well. Sometimes the personal details of her life override the professional ones.
Sometimes Britney doesn't feel like singing, even though she knows she's strong enough to do it. Sometimes Britney just wants to be Britney. Sometimes Britney doesn't know why she does certain things. She just does them. Sometimes Britney is tickled by how much people care about the truly unimportant details of her life (and/or her body).... Britney has probably contemplated posting all of her measurements of her body on her website, just to shut everyone up, but she probably said "fock it" and ordered another burrito instead. Sometimes Britney is laughing her ass off, as she heads to the bank and deposits another endorsement check.
Sometimes Britney is just looking over her shoulder, and not neccessarily staring down her opponent. Maybe she's just wondering if her ex-boyfriend from the backstreet boys is back from taking a piss. Sometimes Britney wishes her every action were just as unscrutinized as her future thoughts are.
Correction......I Love Shimano
Jun 25, 2002 6:53 PM
it's her ex-bf from N'Sync.
Nice, very nice! (nm)Wayne
Jun 26, 2002 3:47 AM
Nice reply! (nm)LC
Jun 26, 2002 10:15 PM
Britney Spears... a virgin???PaulCL
Jun 27, 2002 12:09 PM
Yeah..and I've got a great bridge to sell you.

According to my ten year old daughter - an avid ex-fan - Brittany and her ex-beau owned a home and lived together. A virgin, right!

Now I don't believe for a second Lance would ever let a burritto, pizza, or a shiner bock ever cross is lips. ;)
I hope not...Wayne
Jun 28, 2002 4:55 AM
that'd be like having a Ferrari and never taking it over 55!
But that doesn't make sense...PODIUMBOUNDdotCA
Jun 28, 2002 11:19 AM
How can Lance be the best endurance rider in the world and not do everything perfect???

Just kidding. Even the best in the world put their pants (or shorts) on one leg at a time. And that means they are hurting just as much as we are at times... however them hurting takes a lot more than us. They speed up and over mountain passes at speeds my car can't even handle. Then of course they have been known to eat crappy. But anything in moderation is not bad for you. Then of course they haven't wanted to attack... but with the yellow jersey in sight or an Olympic medal just beyond their grasp. They have no choice.

Cheers,
Nick Corcoran
Canadian National Team Cyclist
PodiumBound.ca