|Serious for a second. A Poll:||BottomBracketShell|
Feb 2, 2004 12:39 PM
|Would you consider switching to the Republican Party if we gave you a thousand dollars right now and promised you free porn for life, or are you still a hardcore, baby-eating Democrat?|
|So you guys have all the money AND the porn?||Cory|
Feb 2, 2004 1:15 PM
|We Democrats pay no attention to porn because we have rich and satisfying sex lives. I'm not surprised to learn that you guys have cornered the market, though.
Actually there WAS a survey a few years ago that showed liberals were "less fearful" and reported greater sexual enjoyment than conservatives. But that was before Bush and
Ashcroft came along and scared the s*** out of us.
|keep the porn||mohair_chair|
Feb 2, 2004 2:08 PM
|I'll take the money, but you can keep the porn. After all, the Republican definition of porn is firmly stuck in the Victorian era. Oh my, is that an ankle showing beneath that petticoat? Someone cover that statue, quick!|
|Maybe give you the option of drugs over porn. nm||BottomBracketShell|
Feb 2, 2004 2:19 PM