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ok Mr. Steam, I'm teetering on the brink...(3 posts)
|ok Mr. Steam, I'm teetering on the brink...||rwbadley|
Jan 23, 2004 7:14 AM
|and going off the deep end here.
The Demo potentials are all a bunch of candy @ss wussies. All seem to have serious flaws.
John Kerry started using his middle initial 'F' a while back. I guess he thought it denoted some sort of fraternity with that Kennedy guy- so that obviously rules Him out...
Dean has a temper, 'tho even his wife won't admit it. And where the hell is SHE anyway? off fixing sick people jeez come on she should be doing whatever it is to get his support growing, unless maybe she thinks he doesn't have the nuts to get there...
All the others are just a bunch of losers, I could go on
I've decided what we really need is to conscript Hillary C. She knows all the right people. She and Bill can rule again. I'm sure there's a whole bunch of NEW interns in the White house, they'll sure to be watching out for Bill This time. Hillary can put the SS on a 24 hour watch of the guy while she goes to work.
The deciding factor for me was that she really looks much better in a skirt than any and all of the others. All those wannabes are pretty hacked out in the leg dept I think, maybe Kucinich could wear one and get away with it, but...
If we can't get Hillary, I guess I'll just have to vote for Bush. I bet he would look pretty good in a skirt. He jogs right? I bet he has some decent quads, his calves might even be worth lookin at. We're bikers right? aren't we supposed to appreciate that sort of thing?
Bush really isn't the one pulling the strings here anyway. That guy is Cheney. I bet Dick has some ugly @ss legs. We can't really get rid of Dick without losing Bush tho.
We Need Bush/Dick
Now More Than Ever
I think I'll get some bumper stickers made up...
|Steam wrote a letter to the Onion today||ColnagoFE|
Jan 23, 2004 9:21 AM
|this is funny stuff...no personal insult intended Steam! You know we love you! ;)
|rwbaldley AWESOME POST! Goin on my favs for sure thanks!||CARBON110|
Jan 23, 2004 9:41 AM
|That was pure comedy buddy. You have a good head|| |