|No WMD............OH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO......||MR_GRUMPY|
Jan 14, 2004 7:17 PM
|I guess we have to look somewhere else..
DANES SAY NO CHEMICAL ARMS
No weapons of mass destruction have been found so far. Denmark said initial tests showed mortar bombs found this month did not contain any chemical substances as originally suspected.
Maybe King george can find some mortar bombs that contain used toilet paper.
|Good thing the Administration uncovered Saddam's nuclear arms.||czardonic|
Jan 14, 2004 7:23 PM
|Otherwise, they would really be running scared.|
|They were really Radium dial watches.||MR_GRUMPY|
Jan 14, 2004 7:31 PM
|And Saddam's "Death Ray" machine turned out to be a dentist's x-ray machine.|
|That explains Condi Rice's warning:||czardonic|
Jan 14, 2004 7:37 PM
"The problem here is that there will always be some uncertainty about how quickly he [Saddam] can acquire nuclear weapons. But we don't want the smoking gun to be a
mushroom cloud distracting glow in a movie theatre."
|I'd like to know how bad Colin Powell really feels about this.||MR_GRUMPY|
Jan 14, 2004 7:57 PM
|I bet he feels like a real idiot now. I kinda' feel bad for him. He gets sucked into all this speculation about WMD and has to go before the UN and the American public and toe the party line. Just think of what we could have done in Afghanistan if we weren't playing " I'm going to make daddy love me" in Iraq. I bet "head doctors" will be writing books about this for years to come. I can just see one now......"Daddy Dearest"|
|I have no sympathy for him.||czardonic|
Jan 14, 2004 8:04 PM
|I have heard him repeatedly characterized as the type who prides himself on being loyal to his commander, right or wrong.
It sounds like he was well aware of his role in the dissemination of misleading information. He didn't have the integrity to refuse to play a part in it.
|But he seems like a nice guy||MR_GRUMPY|
Jan 14, 2004 8:19 PM
|Likewise, I think that if george wasn't born with a silver spoon up his nose.... I mean in his mouth, he's be a good neighbor. The kind of guy that would drink a beer out of a can and talk for hours without making any sense. Who would change the oil in his own car and spill only one quart on the driveway.|
|Fox News Update. Deadly gas found!!||Spoiler|
Jan 14, 2004 10:18 PM
|Wait, nevermind. Some Lithuanian military cook just tripped over a rusted can of Cabellas hunter's deer urine. I just got the all-clear siren, so we can take off the gas masks.
Your ever-vigilant advocate,
|Yawn, old news.||No_sprint|
Jan 15, 2004 8:39 AM
|Hasn't/doesn't/won't mean a thing.|
|Yawn, old news.||Spoiler|
Jan 15, 2004 10:49 AM
|Until the administration admits the lie, it won't be old news. They have the opportunity to put it behind them. Instead, they choose to feed the monkey on their back.|
|george will never admit that he screwed up.||MR_GRUMPY|
Jan 15, 2004 11:32 AM
|His daddy might not love him anymore.|
|they'll never admit it.||rufus|
Jan 15, 2004 7:45 PM
|they'll just keep plugging along, and hope that the rest of the nation as stupid as no sprint will just forget all about it, or those as gullible as him won't care.|| |