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Burger King Customers Attacked w/Insults-->>ZenJones
Jan 10, 2004 7:01 PM
Quite funny!!
sounds like fun to me! nmDougSloan
Jan 12, 2004 9:01 AM
Hilarious. Smart kids have all the fun. (nm)Alex-in-Evanston
Jan 12, 2004 9:13 AM
Fun with cordless phones...mohair_chair
Jan 12, 2004 1:19 PM
Back when cordless phones first came out, you could easily listen in on your neighbor's calls. One day, my brother and I were attempting to fix a broken phone where you could hear, but you couldn't speak. Suddenly it came alive when a neighbor called to order a pizza from Domino's.

In the days before caller ID, we loved doing crank calls, so we sprang into action. When he gave his name and number, we wrote it down and called him back on a working phone. We said there was a problem with the order. He said, what's the problem. We said, you ordered pepperoni, sausage, and mushrooms? He said yeah. We said, well, the problem is that we're out of pepperoni, sausage, and mushrooms. The guy went speechless for moment, then started mumbling. How could you be out of pepperoni, sausage, and mushrooms at the same time? We said someone must have screwed up the ordering, but maybe if we substitute anchovies, olives, and green peppers, it would almost be the same. He said, WHAT? You've got to be kidding. We said, we're sorry. Maybe we can get some from another store, but it will be another 30 minutes. He got really angry at that point and said he'd have to call us back.

He called the store back almost immediately, and naturally, we got to listen in. A totally bewildered Domino's clerk explained that they had plenty of pepperoni, sausage, and mushrooms. The guy said someone from there just called me and said you were out. The clerk said no one from here called. We were laughing our heads off as they went back and forth. Finally, the guy said just send me my pizzas and hung up.

Of course, we called him back. We said sorry about calling you by mistake to say we were out of pepperoni, sausage, and mushrooms, it turns out we really are out of onions, anchovies, and jalapenos. The guy wearily says, I don't care what you are out of, just bring me my pizzas! We said, sorry, what if we throw in some free soft drinks for your trouble? The guy quickly agreed.

We were going to go up the street and watch, but we didn't think we could do it with giving ourselves away.
wire tapping IS against the law, you know ;-) nmDougSloan
Jan 12, 2004 2:50 PM