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Lawyer Joke(2 posts)

Lawyer Jokems
Dec 16, 2003 12:13 PM
I usually hate lawyer jokes, but given the thread below which was sparked by a Cardinal's comment, I thought that I would lighten up things and pass along a lawyer joke that was told to me by a priest at lunch today:

A woman comes to see a priest. She has been married twice before and wants to get married again. The priest asks her why. She said that her first husband was an artist; all he wanted to do was to look at her. Her second husband was a psychiatrist; all he wanted to do was to talk to her. Her intended third husband was a lawywer -- at least she knew that finally she was going to be screwed.

I did not respond with a priest joke. The person with whom I had lunch (the guest of a friend) seemed to be a decent guy. But, most of what I have to say about priests would get me excommunicated.
re: Lawyer Jokefiltersweep
Dec 16, 2003 3:27 PM
If you lined all the lawyers up end to end around the world.... they still couldn't reach a conclusion.

Told to me by a lawyer with whom I had lunch today.