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Paris Hilton achieves the impossible!(30 posts)

Paris Hilton achieves the impossible!Cory
Dec 4, 2003 9:09 AM
I watched 1-1/2 episodes of that show, and she's made me sick of blonde bimbos. Who knew that could happen after all these years?
Anybody else?
I've limited my contact to reading about her...gtx
Dec 4, 2003 9:20 AM the line at the grocery store. And I still kind of like her. She's much more interesting than Britney Spears or Michael Jackson, though that doesn't say much.
So your last name is Motel 6? heh, heh, thud...rwbadley
Dec 4, 2003 9:22 AM
Her friend (Nikki) is kinda cute tho. It seems Nikki is a bit more real and down to earth...but unfortunately follows Paris' bratty bytch lead.

I suspect that by the end of the series they will have learned far more from the experience than could concieve going into the situation, and they will keep that for life.

The sight of the little boy playing with the Hilton dog was hilarious. I loved when he sent it down the slide. So far I find the show pretty funny and entertaining. I have to admit a certain pleasure in seeing the poor little rich girls dragged kicking and screaming into an alternate reality.
they won't learn a thingColnagoFE
Dec 4, 2003 9:33 AM
I'm sure all the "hardships" are put on for the camera. Once the camera goes off they probably go live in a posh trailer out back and sip Dom Perignon.
re: Paris Hilton achieves the impossible!No_sprint
Dec 4, 2003 9:29 AM
Regardless of what anyone feels about it, it got some seriously good ratings for FOX, which is pretty much all they care about.

That aside, I've watched the first one and can't wait to fire up the second one on the digi recorder tonight. I think the show is hilarious, although some parts are so obviously staged, but hey, what show isn't? This is TV.

I'll bet that farmhouse was really something before FOX put in new carpet and had at least two from what I saw, really bad (intentional) additions glued on.

I liked the fact that FOX left the Nicole panty shot in. That's funny. The threesome and *we've got to give him something* lines from Nicole were hilarious. I'd like to see them two bimbos get really naughty. Well, the one that we haven't yet...
I thought it was pretty funnyColnagoFE
Dec 4, 2003 9:31 AM
Scripted and pretty predictable, but funny. Don't know how long the joke will work though. Loved the shot of Paris and Nicole "sneaking" out of the house and the old man peeking through the upper window to see them. Does he get to spank them when they get home?
re: Paris Hilton achieves the impossible!bill105
Dec 4, 2003 9:57 AM
"Walmart? -- is that a store for wall stuff?" nmDougSloan
Dec 4, 2003 10:07 AM
What does generic mean? What's a soup kitchen? (nm)landru
Dec 4, 2003 10:15 AM
that had to be scriptedmohair_chair
Dec 4, 2003 10:45 AM
There's no way they could not know about Wal-Mart. I'm sure the Hiltons check out the Forbes (???) list of the richest Americans every year to see who is ahead of them, and since the list always has a few Waltons at the top, I'm sure they've asked "What do the Waltons do?" and more important, do they have any sons who like to party?
that's exactly what I thought, butDougSloan
Dec 4, 2003 10:58 AM
I thought the same. However, until about 6 years ago, my wife had never heard of Walmart. They weren't here in Fresno, and didn't advertise here (or she just didn't pay attention). Also, typically they don't have stores in big cities. Still, it sounded too convenient not to be scripted.

Right. And until last week you and I thoughtOldEdScott
Dec 4, 2003 11:02 AM
Paris Hilton was a hotel in France. SO it's certainly possible to be oblivious! :-}
Fredrico proves that with each post. nmNo_sprint
Dec 4, 2003 11:12 AM
what's the joke with this Frederico stuff?ColnagoFE
Dec 4, 2003 11:17 AM
I must be dense because I just don't get it.
He's even funnier (more pathetic) than a one of thoseNo_sprint
Dec 4, 2003 11:23 AM
punching bag inflateable clowns. He's a blowhard with topics he is simply dead wrong about. Punch him and the dolt pops right back up.

He's been DNC "programmed" albeit, not very well.
I think the whole thing is scripted, but it's still funnyColnagoFE
Dec 4, 2003 11:07 AM
Same with the Osbournes, Anna Nicole and most of the other "reality" TV. Scripted to sound "real". The girls were in full makeup in bed even!
Agreed, exceptNo_sprint
Dec 4, 2003 11:24 AM
if Anna Nicole is an act, well then, she's a darn good actor. Most of that show is so horrifying, it's got to be real.
Indeed. nmNo_sprint
Dec 4, 2003 11:00 AM
talk about impossible...mohair_chair
Dec 4, 2003 10:16 AM
I watched about 1/2 of the second show and really couldn't take it anymore. Paris is the very definition of a bimbo, and she became almost exponentially less attractive with every moment she was on screen. Ugh. What guy would want to mess with that for more than an hour or two? Seriously, all I could think of was her mouthing that Pretenders lyric: "I shot my mouth off and you showed me what that hole was for." Isn't that on tape somewhere?

A critic used the perfect word to describe her: vacuous. Another one posed the obvious question: aren't the super rich supposed to have access to a better education than the rest of us?

I fear that she will breed, and her child will bear the mark of the beast.
Great Pretenders lyric citation, MCDale Brigham
Dec 4, 2003 10:38 AM
From "Tatooed Love Boys", Pretenders, 1980:


Chrissie Hynde -- The Sex Goddess for us old punks.


P.S. It's in all-caps 'cuz the album cover said "Play this record LOUD!"
One damn good tune...No_sprint
Dec 4, 2003 10:45 AM
My own personal sex goddess was Dinah Cancer.
I saw her in concert a few years agoColnagoFE
Dec 4, 2003 11:11 AM
She can still sing pretty well and from afar still looks OK.
Great Pretenders lyric citation, MCchar
Dec 4, 2003 9:26 PM
f'n great album, vinyl that is.
and the song is in 7/4 time, not the usual 4/4 time, drops a beat every other measure.
Chrissie, Colnago and a Telecaster
Now that's a combo.
should be xref on the race board thread.

I'm in love with the other woman
It's mostly an act I thinkColnagoFE
Dec 4, 2003 11:10 AM
She obviously doesn't need the $ to do this show. Must be about getting more publicity for herself. I'll take an hour from her though as long as the wife says OK and I get a no-diseases guarantee...chance of both of those happening--about zero.
FOX achieves the impossible!The Walrus
Dec 4, 2003 1:11 PM
They made these two tarts seem relevant somehow. I can't figure out what the attraction is--these two are not only not even remotely good-looking, they're skanky. I not only wouldn't respect them in the morning, I wouldn't respect myself... I think I'd rather sleep with Lorena Bobbitt.

Ahhhh, Chrissie Hynde--gotta love a woman who'd sing about Cleveland! is pretty bony looking (nm)ColnagoFE
Dec 4, 2003 2:26 PM
maybe it's just rich blonde bimbos... nmDougSloan
Dec 5, 2003 7:35 AM
re: Paris Hilton achieves the impossible!BikeViking
Dec 5, 2003 11:36 AM
I am still looking for a link that will get me her "video" without a credit card number! :o}

Here ya go!No_sprint
Dec 5, 2003 3:11 PM
Here ya go!BikeViking at home
Dec 6, 2003 5:28 AM
THanks!!! It was kinda low quality, but if you're into taggin' skinny bimbo's. it's a good one!