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Funny.....jrm
Nov 6, 2003 9:40 AM
US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.
After 15 minutes of speaking, he said, "I will now answer any questions
you have."

Bobby stood up and said, "I have four questions:
1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?
2. Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden?
3. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to limit civil liberties?
4. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?"

Just then, the bell rang and the kids rushed out to play. Upon
returning, Mr. Ashcroft said, "I am sorry we were interrupted. I will
answer any questions you have."

A little girl called Julie stood up and said, "I have six questions:
1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?
2. Why haven't you caught Osama bin Laden?
3. Why are you using the American Patriot Act to limit civil liberties?
4. Where are the weapons of mass destruction in Iraq?
5. Why did the bell ring twenty minutes early?
6. Where is Bobby?"
I like this one -sounds truthful -nm-.....tmotz
Nov 6, 2003 10:36 AM