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A Christmas gift for Old Ed....(8 posts)

A Christmas gift for Old Ed....ClydeTri
Oct 28, 2003 1:56 PM
Well, that finishes my shopping for Oldedscott..

Hope he enjoys it, a talking Ann Coulter action figure!

Push the button on the figure, and you'll hear such "Coulterisms" as:

"Liberals can't just come out and say they want to take more of our money, kill babies, and discriminate on the basis of race."

"At least when right-wingers rant, there's a point."

"Swing voters are more appropriately known as the 'idiot voters' because they have no set of philosophical principles. By the age of fourteen, you're either a Conservative or a Liberal if you have an IQ above a toaster."

"Why not go to war just for oil? We need oil. What do Hollywood celebrities imagine fuels their private jets? How do they think their cocaine is delivered to them?"

"Liberals hate America, they hate flag-wavers, they hate abortion opponents, they hate all religions except Islam, post 9/11. Even Islamic terrorists don't hate America like Liberals do. They don't have the energy. If they had that much energy, they'd have indoor plumbing by now."

This highly collectible doll comes in a display box with information highlighting Ann's unique contributions to America's political discourse. If you can't get enough Ann Coulter, you'll want to order the Ann Coulter Talking Action Figure today
re: A Christmas gift for Old Ed....ClydeTri
Oct 28, 2003 1:56 PM
they forgot to add her adams apple! ;) (nm)ColnagoFE
Oct 28, 2003 3:46 PM
LOLOLOL! Good stuff.No_sprint
Oct 28, 2003 2:17 PM
I like the phrase *you can never be too skinny or too conservative.*
If she were a cyclist, she'd be perfect. nmDougSloan
Oct 28, 2003 3:05 PM
That ought to tick off Ed, hehe.
She's not a cyclist?DJB
Oct 29, 2003 6:27 AM
Old Ed would say that she can 'spin' all day ;)
Nice! But could I have this too?OldEdScott
Oct 29, 2003 6:38 AM
I think this one is more accurate.DJB
Oct 29, 2003 6:46 AM