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as sweet by another name?(15 posts)

as sweet by another name?DougSloan
Oct 22, 2003 1:19 PM
Was looking at baby names, and came across a site listing celebrity names, including their real names. I can't even imagine some of them by their given name. Get a load of some of these:

Fred Astaire Frederick Austerlitz
Alan Alda Alphonse d'Abruzzo
Jason Alexander Jay Scott Greenspan
Woody Allen Allen Stewart Konigsberg
Tori Amos Myra Ellen Amos
Jennifer Aniston Jennifer Anistonapoulos
Desi Arnaz Desiderio Albert Arnaz y De Acha III
Antonio Banderas Jose Antonio Dominguez Bandera
Steven Bauer Rocky Echaveria
Orson Bean Dallas Burrows
Pat Benatar Patricia Andrzejewski
Lisa Bonet Lisa Boney
David Bowie David Robert Hayward-Jones
Beau Bridges Lloyd Vernet Bridges III
Mel Brooks Melvin Kaminsky
Yul Brynner Taidje Khan
Boy George George Alan O'Dowd
Morgan Brittany Suzanne Cupito
George Burns Nathan Birnbaum
Nicolas Cage Nicholas Kim Coppola
Michael Caine Maurice Joseph Micklewhite
Tia Carrere Althea Janairo
Jackie Chan Kong-Sang Chan
Stockard Channing Susan Williams Antonia Stockar
Cyd Charisse Tula Ellice Finklea
Chevy Chase Cornelius Crane Chase
Cher Cherilyn Sarkasian La Pierre
Elvis Costello Declan Patrick McManus
Alice Cooper Vincent Furnier
Michael Crawford Michael Dumble-Smith
Tom Cruise Thomas Cruise Mapother IV
Penelope Cruz Penélope Cruz Sánchez
Tony Curtis Bernard Schwartz
Rodney Dangerfield Jacob Cohen
Tony Danza Anthony Iadanza
John Denver Henry John Deutschendorf Jr.
Bo Derek Mary Cathleen Collins
Danny DeVito Daniel Michaeli
Susan Dey Susan Smith
Troy Donahue Merle Johnson, Jr.
Kirk Douglas Issur Danielovitch Demsky
Minnie Driver Amelia Driver
Bob Dylan Robert Zimmerman
Eminem Marshall Bruce Mathers III
Enya Eithne Ni Bhraonian
Morgan Fairchild Patsy Ann McClenny
Sally Field Sally Mahoney
W.C. Fields William Claude Dukenfield
Jodie Foster Alicia Christian Foster
Redd Foxx John Sanford
Judy Garland Frances Gumm
James Garner James Scott Bumgarner
Kathie Lee Gifford Kathryn Epstein
Whoopi Goldberg Caryn Elaine Johnson
Kelsey Grammer Allen Kelsey Grammer
Cary Grant Archibald Leach
Rex Harrison Reginald Carey Harrison
Rita Hayworth Margarita Cansino
Audrey Hepburn Audrey Kathleen Ruston
Faith Hill Audrey Faith Perry
Hulk Hogan Terry Jean Bollette
Billie Holiday Eleanora Fagan
Bob Hope Leslie Townes Hope
Harry Houdini Erich Weiss
Ice-T Tracy Morrow
Billy Idol William Broad
Elton John Reginald Kenneth Dwight
Angelna Jolie Angelina Jolie Voight
James Earl Jones Todd Jones
Wynonna Judd Christina Ciminella
Veronica Lake Constance Ockleman
Michael Landon Eugene Orowitz
Ralph Lauren Ralph Lipschitz
Vivien Leigh Vivian Mary Hartley
Téa Leoni Elizabeth Téa Pantaleoni
Huey Lewis Hugh Cregg
Traci Lords Nora Louise Kuzma
Courtney Love Love Michelle Harrison
Andie MacDowell Rosalie Anderson MacDowell
Shirley MacLaine Shirley Beaty
Madonna Madonna Louise Ciccone
Camryn Manheim Debra Frances Manheim
Marilyn Manson Brian Warner
Peter Marshall Pierre La Cock
Meat Loaf Marvin Lee Aday
George Michael Georgios Kyriacos Panayiotou
Marilyn Monroe Norma Jean Baker
Julianne Moore Julie Anne Smith
Chuck Norris Carlos Ray
Pee Wee Herman Paul Reubenfeld
Pink Alicia Moore
Bernadette Peters Bernadette Lazaro
Brad Pitt William Bradley Pitt
Prince Prince Rogers Nelson
Victoria Principal Concettina Principale
Queen Latifah Dana Owens
Joan Rivers Joan Sandra Molinsky
Ginger Rogers Virginia Katherine McMath
Robert Redford Charles Robert Redford, Jr.
Meg Ryan Margaret Mary Emily Anne Hyra
Winona Ryder Winona Laura Horowitz
Susan Sarandon Susan Tomaling
Omar Sharif Michael Shalhoub
Martin Sheen Ramon Estevez
Talia Shire Talia Coppola
Nina Simone Eunice Waymon
Kevin Spacey Kevin Spacey Fowler
Rip Torn Elmore Rual Torn Jr.
Randy Travis Randy Traywick
Tina Turner Anna Mae Bullock
Steven Tyler Steven Tallarico
Hunter Tylo Deborah Hunter Morehart
Sid Vicious John Simon Ritchie
Sinbad David Atkins
Bono Vox Paul David Hewson
John Wayne Marion Michael Morrison
Sigourney Weaver Susan Alexandra Weaver
Raquel Welch Jo Raquel Tejada
Red Foxx was really John Sanford? as in Sanford and Son? (nm)ColnagoFE
Oct 22, 2003 1:25 PM
Here's a question for you, Doug ...sacheson
Oct 22, 2003 2:04 PM
My wife and I are expecting our first in January. We've been looking at baby names as well. One of Amanda's friends has her convinced to not settle on a name until the child is born, becuase the parents don't know what name will fit the child until they see it.

Now, I ask you - someone who is already a dad - aside from the gender, how much truth is in this comment? I can't see it ... but I also know I'm pretty naive in the baby category.
Now is the timeColnagoFE
Oct 22, 2003 2:17 PM
I think now is the time to think of names. You'll throw most of them out because they remind you or your wife of someone you couldn't stand in high school. You'll throw others out because you can imagine the nasty names kids can make out of them. I know you always hear how cute babies are, but IMO babies all look like aliens for a while anyway and don't really have any distinctive personality until they get a bit older.
in advanceDougSloan
Oct 22, 2003 2:30 PM
When I first saw Luke, he was bright red, purple feet, blood all over him, peeing on the nurses, and screaming. I was very excited about the whole process. My wife, after 2 days of being induced and then drugged for a C-section, couldn't even think for about a day. Bottom line, we were in no position to come up with a name then.

I'd sure as heck want to pick it out in advance. Aside from it just being my personality, to plan ahead, I can't imagine coming up with a suitable name just by looking at the little one. Do what the two of you want. Ignore everyone else.

we have a couple of names ...sacheson
Oct 22, 2003 7:27 PM
... I just thought the waiting until we see him is a little odd.

You suggest doing what we want - that'd be great if we agreed on what to do!

I think I'm going to play along with her for now (afterall, she's the one carrying him). If she chooses any of the 3 names the two of us have already discussed, we're good ... if she chooses some epiderally induced obscure name, then we might have an issue.

His nickname in the womb is Beloki. I'm not sure I want that one to be on his birth certificate.


BTW, Luke is a great name. If we didn't already have a Luke close to us, that would be high on the list.
Luke was "Thor" before born nmDougSloan
Oct 23, 2003 6:37 AM
I take it your wife put the kaibosh on that name? nmColnagoFE
Oct 23, 2003 12:09 PM
So Bo Derek was a good Catholic girl after all!Kristin
Oct 22, 2003 2:49 PM
Some of those are hysterical. Patsy Ann is my favorite. I'd have changed it even if I didn't become famous. Some parents are just cruel. She does kinda have that West Virginia mountain look to her, doesn't she?
tommy flanagan says...rufus
Oct 22, 2003 3:28 PM
"with my wife, uhhhh...... patsy ann mclenny!"

nope, doesn't quite have the same ring to it.
Yul Brynner...that is WAY cool..being a Khan and all....sn69
Oct 22, 2003 7:03 PM
Damn shame that didn't protect his lungs. He'll always be the crazed cowboy robot in Westworld to me, though.
Yul...he'll always be "Chris" in The Magnificent 7 to me (nm)Dale Brigham
Oct 23, 2003 6:26 AM
King of Siam, to me (nm)DougSloan
Oct 23, 2003 8:46 AM
Meat Loaf isn't his real name??PaulCL
Oct 23, 2003 6:22 AM
Sid Vicious isn't vicious?? Peter Marshall didn't like his last name..."La Cock"??

If Omar Shariff was getting into the business today, he would have kept his real name.
Where's Harrison Ford?Alex-in-Evanston
Oct 23, 2003 8:31 AM
Nobody could have a name that cool. Or Casper Weinberger for that matter, but in reverse.