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That white guy has a nice jump shot.(18 posts)

That white guy has a nice jump shot.czardonic
Sep 11, 2003 2:07 PM
Sorry, s/b "That white guy has a nice jump shot." (Gratuitous reference to race.)

Sorry, s/b "That white guy has a nice jump shot." (Gratuitous reference to gender.)

Sorry, s/b "That white guy has a nice jump shot." (Don't want the lousy shots others to feel bad about themselves).

Les'see, "The ball went into the basket." That's more like it. Describes without classifying.

Is everyone else on this site being hounded by the ACLU and the Ad Council? Or am i being profiled?

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LOL. I've been thinking the same thing.Kristin
Sep 11, 2003 2:10 PM
Personally, I feel we should eliminate nouns from our language.
adjective, adverbs, and pronouns, tooDougSloan
Sep 12, 2003 7:06 AM
Maybe we can just walk around and grunt, making arm motions about what we mean. Then, we are less likely to offend anyone.

Doug
Works for W. (nm)czardonic
Sep 12, 2003 7:10 AM
LOL. The guy can't get a break. nmKristin
Sep 12, 2003 7:15 AM
Depends on what you point to. nmKristin
Sep 12, 2003 7:14 AM
LOL nmDougSloan
Sep 12, 2003 7:28 AM
Have Doug sue someone fer ya. nmsn69
Sep 11, 2003 2:15 PM
I think he is the mole. (nm)czardonic
Sep 11, 2003 2:26 PM
Nah, "OldEd" is...sn69
Sep 11, 2003 2:36 PM
while he's been suckering us with his quaint Southern colloquialisms and endearing stories about being a neo-woodsman, truth be told, he's really a 30-sumthin' Man In Black working on a Bechtel contract for the secret shadow government run by alien half-breeds from the "facility" north of Vegas.

There are crytological instructions imbedded in that Yakima girl in the add next door that instruct him on how to goad us into believing his cockomamy stories. "Having fun since 1979" really means "tonight we abduct Czardonic and make him dance naked with LiveSteam to a Bluegrass rendition of 'I Am Woman, Hear Me Roar.'"

Beware. Arm yourself.
Your onto something. . .czardonic
Sep 11, 2003 2:42 PM
. . .because when MiniLuv finally rounds me up to crush my spirit, dancing will definitely be the hammer. I'd prefer to have my face eaten off by rats.

Wait a minute. . .if you already knew that. . .
What did Ike say...sn69
Sep 11, 2003 2:53 PM
Beware the military-industrial complex.

We get our covert instructions through the Dr. Dimento show. If I tell you any more than that, however, and you'll be learning to samba with Dick Cheney in one of the "special camps...."
Tell us more about the 'facility,' Scott.OldEdScott
Sep 12, 2003 8:36 AM
I seem to recall you posting some interesting stuff several months back re: what's really going on at the 'facility.'

If you spill the truth, I'll have to terminate you and everyone on this board, but hey --
Stuff that we can only guess about.sn69
Sep 12, 2003 9:39 AM
Although former black programs all trace their roots to it: U-2, SR-71, TR-1, F-117, TEIR-III/Global Hawk, Tacit Blue, Have Blue (the earliest version of the F-117) and a host of others you've probably never heard about.

...Of course, there are tons of rumors about disc shaped aircraft, space planes, particle beam weaponry, lil' green men and such.
Have you seen any of them littleOldEdScott
Sep 12, 2003 10:00 AM
spaceman bodies? Damndest things I ever saw. No bigger than a minute. And GRAY.
Have you seen any of them littlesn69
Sep 12, 2003 10:19 AM
Nope, but I once got kicked of the range directly to the south by the damndest looking flyin' machine. Of course, in typical Navy fashion, I told the range controller to get f'ed when she directed me to leave. ...And then I got escorted out by a pari of F-15s so the "thing" could conduct its test run. I, in turn, got to go have a one-way conversation with an Air Force O-6.

Ahhh...memories.....
'One-way conversation.' << LMAO!OldEdScott
Sep 12, 2003 10:23 AM
Better watch out...ColnagoFE
Sep 11, 2003 2:30 PM
Or I'll teach you a lesson you'll never forget using either the red hot coil or the closet! ;0 I hate that ad too.