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Yet again, it's all my faith's fault....(18 posts)

Yet again, it's all my faith's fault....sn69
Sep 10, 2003 7:31 AM

You know, for all of this supposed Jewish conspiracy, I'm curious as to where my piece of the koogle is?! I want a cut on Barbie profits back-dated to the 50s. Doug, who can I sue?!

wow; and we think Baptists are uptight...DougSloan
Sep 10, 2003 7:52 AM
Barbies as a Jewish conspiracy? That's a new one on me. I never saw the Israeli commando Barbie...

Baptists aren't uptightKristin
Sep 10, 2003 8:21 AM
Just make sure your children attend Bob Jones Univeristy; never hold hands until after the 5th date; do devotions every morning before brushing their teeth; attended at least 2 church services each week; never wear clothes that expose the naval, ribs, breats, thighs knees, shoulders or back; do not drink alcohol, smoke, dance, get tatooed or pierced; watch no PG-13+ rated films; use the words hell and damn only when refering to the bible; are never alone with a married man/woman for more than 10 minutes; always say grace before eating; and never ever go past seond base.

If they'd just stick to that last rule... Of course, this is all tongue-in-cheek. I know lots of nice Baptists.
10 minutes?DougSloan
Sep 10, 2003 8:23 AM
>are never alone with a married man/woman for more than 10 minutes

I could do some serious Commandment violating in less than 10 minutes ;-)
Nice lob. Which response to choose?Kristin
Sep 10, 2003 8:42 AM
10 minutes? Those are pretty low times. Hire a on stamina.
who said that's a guys problem... - nmMJ
Sep 10, 2003 8:49 AM
if I have a time limit, I'll make it work ;-) nmDougSloan
Sep 10, 2003 8:51 AM
my dad always threatened to send me to Bob Jones U :0(nm)ColnagoFE
Sep 10, 2003 10:11 AM
My pop threatened me with the Navy. Uh-oh...that backfired.sn69
Sep 10, 2003 10:17 AM
better than Jim Jones U ;-) nmDougSloan
Sep 10, 2003 2:05 PM
I'm so sick of religious nutbags, muslim or christian(nm)gregario
Sep 10, 2003 7:55 AM
authoritarians of any type... nmDougSloan
Sep 10, 2003 8:04 AM
Ken does appear to be circumcised...nmmohair_chair
Sep 10, 2003 8:43 AM
More than that! I think the scalpel slipped. nmrwbadley
Sep 10, 2003 8:47 AM
I always thought Barbie was a WASP :O) nmLive Steam
Sep 10, 2003 10:46 AM
I guess she wasn't a true blonde after all. nmKristin
Sep 10, 2003 11:41 AM
:O) nmLive Steam
Sep 10, 2003 11:45 AM
I always thought she looked kinda' Jewish...Jon Billheimer
Sep 10, 2003 1:01 PM a surreptious way:)- Now this proves it!