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BLACKOUT ALERT: I AM NOW IN CONTROL(5 posts)

BLACKOUT ALERT: I AM NOW IN CONTROLSpoiler
Aug 14, 2003 9:57 PM
I have taken it upon myself to restore and maintain civil law and order.
You, on the left, yes, you may proceed across the street.
NOT YOU, the other one, yeah the hot chick.
You're welcome.
Everyone currently wearing brown shoes will have priority in the bread and cheese line.
Price gauging will be aggressively punished. Roll-on deoderant gaugers will be castrated.
As part of my emergency transportation plan, all subway operators will report to Duluth, Minnesota for hot-air balloon training.
In anticipation of a possible spike in births in the coming Spring, those women in need to birth control will report me to personally. And as usual, no fatties.
Stay tune to me for official updates and directions.
re: BLACKOUT ALERT: I AM NOW IN CONTROLspankdoggie
Aug 15, 2003 1:40 AM
Thanks spoiler. But I am just a hard working bicycle rider. Thank you for being a good citizen, and helping out, but you will not take control of my city. We appreciate your help, but do not let it go to your head.

Spoiler, you promised never to respond to me, and I mean no ill will towards you at all...
Your repeated image of a kangaroo humpin' a dingo...rwbadley
Aug 15, 2003 7:50 AM
really doesn't do it for me.

Your style of humor, Spanky my boy, really misses the mark; with me anyway.

I can only guess you must be born and raised in some third world country, where cultural/language differences create difficulty in translation of the higher humor concepts.

Maybe taking some ESL classes at your local community college would be a good start... While you're there, look into the "Humor, What is it?" and "How to be funny, Love it or leave it" classes.

;-P

RW
Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain... (nm)RhodyRider
Aug 15, 2003 5:56 AM
right on, baby (nm)JS Haiku Shop
Aug 15, 2003 6:14 AM