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Is it just me?(10 posts)

Is it just me?lotterypick
Aug 12, 2003 10:38 AM
Or does anyone else's wife walking into the room the second the worst part of the show is on. Meaning, when the girl takes her clothes off or something like that.

Happens all the time on even the most mundane shows. Frustrating....I'm telling you honey, this part just came on.
One more reason to avoid Fox News. (nm)czardonic
Aug 12, 2003 11:05 AM
How is that the "worst part" :-p nmpitt83
Aug 12, 2003 11:31 AM
Aug 12, 2003 11:51 AM
Then she thinks I'm some perv and I don't get any or I have to at least mumble and grumble some.

I'm a closet perv but still everytime the show has it's obligatory sex scene or skin part is when she walks in.

My wifes not the porno watching type. She's the closet Victoria Secret model, at my request, disguised as the humble and loveable soccer mom.
I feel your pain, manPaulCL
Aug 12, 2003 12:10 PM
If I stop flicking channels for a split second on Howard Stern or The Man Show - that's the moment my wife will walk into the room. Happens everytime. Makes me feel like a perv. Nice to know there are other closet pervs (yeah, I'm talking to you, Lotterypick, and every other guy on this board) in the world.

On a side note: The Man Show is going back into production with two new, fairly weird, totally perverted, beer drinking, unshaven hosts. Men across the country...rejoice!
The Man Showlotterypick
Aug 12, 2003 12:30 PM
That show cracks me up. Girls on trampolines, the one where he goes out on the street and girls have to feel his pocket and guess what's in it.

Those guys have the life (bachelor wise and closet perv wise). Great show.

Stern. Every time some girl takes off her top, blam in comes the wife.

5th Wheel. Every time the girls go wild.

I gotta stop thinking about this stuff, I beginning to think I am a perv.
my wife wouldn't care...she'd kinda a perv too (nm)ColnagoFE
Aug 12, 2003 12:30 PM
that's the worst part of the show? I thought it was the best!-nmColnagoFE
Aug 12, 2003 12:29 PM
I'll suffer the whole stupid show to get to that 'worst part'...rwbadley
Aug 12, 2003 3:50 PM
I've been married a while, so my wife knows I'm a perv. She believes every other male in the world is a perv, will be a perv, or has been a perv and still would be but is now A: Dead, or B: Neutered.

Your wife should realize this by now; if she doesn't, you need to enlighten her.

Your lovely bride is gaining upper hand every time you cringe like a whupped mule. A better response would be "Here, Honey; this is the good part" when she catches you and your pervey show. Grunt, belch, grab her @ss and squeeze her boosms. come on, you know you want it babeee...

Relax, relish your perviness. Get all sexed up and show her a good time.

I'll suffer the whole stupid show to get to that 'worst part'...lotterypick
Aug 12, 2003 3:55 PM
If I only had the guts. LOL though.

I'm pretty sure she knows I'd be a perv if she weren't around. But you're right, I do suffer the whole show for that part. Thanks for the laugh.