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bad political jokeColnagoFE
Aug 6, 2003 5:43 AM
A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost.
She lowered altitude and spotted a man in a boat
below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help
me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago,
but I don't know where I am!"

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied,
"You're in a hot air balloon approximately 30 feet
above sea level. You are 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes
north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west

She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be a

"I am," replied the man. "How did you guess?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told
me is technically correct, but I have no idea what to
make of your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly,
you've not been much help to me.

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are,

or where you're going. You've risen to where you are
due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise
that you have no idea how to keep, and you expect ME
to solve your problem. You're in EXACTLY the same
position you were in before we met, but somehow, now
it's MY fault!"
Aug 6, 2003 5:55 AM
Love it. Copied and emailed to my Republican and Democrat friends.
True. Oh so true :O) ROFLOL!!!!!!!!!! nmLive Steam
Aug 6, 2003 9:33 AM
too freakin funny! (nm)sacheson
Aug 6, 2003 9:44 AM
Baloonist was Management, Boater was Engineer, as I 1st heard it128
Aug 6, 2003 10:32 AM
Still works though!
Boater is a mathematiciankilimanjaro
Aug 6, 2003 2:09 PM
In the version I heard back in the mid 80s. There was not label of the ballonist.