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Do not try to provoke me today(44 posts)

Do not try to provoke me todayOldEdScott
Aug 5, 2003 5:54 AM
with silly & inconsequential politics.

There has been tragedy here, and I'm too mournful to rise to any bait. Look at this, if you can stand it, WARNING: Graphic, inhuman horror at this link:
Condolances. Thought of you when I read that.Ever try blended?128
Aug 5, 2003 5:59 AM
Or maybe beer? Let us know if you need any pointers.
perhaps it's time to visit your old friend jackrufus
Aug 5, 2003 6:05 AM
for a few months. he'll help you drown your sorrows.
look at the bright side ...sacheson
Aug 5, 2003 6:07 AM
... it will give you a chance to convert to the good stuff
Oh the humanity!sn69
Aug 5, 2003 6:31 AM

As hollow as this sounds, there will be others. Might I suggest a nice bottle of Van Winkle to soothe your frayed nerves.

I may hurl myself in that nearby creek ...OldEdScott
Aug 5, 2003 6:34 AM
Nah, then the crawdads 'l just feast on yure eyeballs. nmsn69
Aug 5, 2003 6:39 AM
if there's any left still aliverufus
Aug 5, 2003 7:25 AM
or not too drunk to function.
LOL...drunk crawfish chasing their tales and such, whilesn69
Aug 5, 2003 7:38 AM
Ed lies bloated and sobbing in the crick.

Ed, take a vacation west and I'll buy. We'll put on a world-class bender, my friend.
Will there still be NOS Jim Beam availableOldEdScott
Aug 5, 2003 7:56 AM
out there? Old Ed asked hopefully.
Ever been to the San Diego MCRD Exchange liquor store?sn69
Aug 5, 2003 8:40 AM
It's world class, easily. If you can tolerate a bunch of barking Marine recruits (God bless 'em) in your sensitive state, you can find single barrel bourbons a-plenty, including some fine fire water from Jim and his progeny Booker.
Booker T and the MGs?? OUTSTANDING! nmOldEdScott
Aug 5, 2003 8:44 AM
jim beam folk saidrufus
Aug 5, 2003 3:38 PM
the 19,000 barrels destroyed accounted for only 2% of their aging stock. so it looks like there's still plenty out there.
Since lightning was the cause...Alpedhuez55
Aug 5, 2003 9:47 AM
there is only one explaination...

God drinks Maker's Mark!!!!
"This is my blood ..." nmOldEdScott
Aug 5, 2003 9:51 AM
wiskey river don't run dry (nm)Duane Gran
Aug 5, 2003 8:15 AM
I saw that on the news and thought ...Live Steam
Aug 5, 2003 6:40 AM
it was the World's largest flambe :O) I hope you save some of that Thai stick for a time like this!
Impressed this is making national news! nmOldEdScott
Aug 5, 2003 6:49 AM
It's nice thatBourbon gets bi-partisan support.Can we addHumbolt128
Aug 5, 2003 6:58 AM
Co. produce to that list soon? Now there's a blaze you might not mind being downwind from. (Grammar alert)
The Commonwealth is in mourning todayPaulCL
Aug 5, 2003 6:59 AM
It is a black day in Kentucky. Oh...Oh...the horror...the horror....

Old Ed...this wound will heal with time and a few snorts!
I thought 3rd grade scores rising was a good thing! nmbnlkid
Aug 5, 2003 7:15 AM
What a sad day for AmericaAlpedhuez55
Aug 5, 2003 9:03 AM
Normally when somthing like this happens, I would drown my sorrows with a bottle of Jim Beam. Is there any left??? I do not know what to do????
Oh, the humanity... you know, this isn't the first time...rwbadley
Aug 5, 2003 9:16 AM
Fires and such have decimated stocks of the good stuff, off and on since time began (?!)

800,000 gallons isn't as bad as it seems. It just makes the remains of that bottle you have much more valuable. Better quick go down and get a case to cover all eventuality.

I can't figure out why they have no containment dikes to prevent environmental damage.

I (have heard) of experiments using Humboldt finest soaked in 190 proof grain for a few weeks. This would appear to be a good call for having your cake and eating it too. I understand it to induce quite a 'situation' in the imbiber.
Bourbon Ball Market plunges into despair!rollo tommassi
Aug 5, 2003 9:25 AM
Oh! the Humanity!!!
My best effort at trying to provoke OldEdScott :)critmass
Aug 5, 2003 9:45 AM
Sigh. There are no atheists in foxholes, norOldEdScott
Aug 5, 2003 9:49 AM
virtuous conservatives and treasonous liberals in a Beamless world ... Just blackness, shared agony and Despair ...
Aug 5, 2003 10:45 AM
We gaze into the eternal void, and howl in agonyDale Brigham
Aug 5, 2003 6:04 PM

What can one say to a friend at a time like this? Words cannot express my grief, which all of us Jim Beam addicts share with you. Just know that you are not alone.

Courage, comrade!

guess we'll have to Jack you around ;-) nmDougSloan
Aug 5, 2003 7:01 PM
Beam me up, Scotty! hahahahaha ;) nmDougSloan
Aug 5, 2003 7:02 PM
come on, this one was funny; how bout some applause? nmDougSloan
Aug 6, 2003 8:08 PM
maybe Ol Grandad can help you out ;-) nmDougSloan
Aug 5, 2003 7:03 PM
Don't go Wild, Turkey man (I'm killin myself) nmDougSloan
Aug 5, 2003 7:05 PM
know how you ride, now; you're a MASHER! nmDougSloan
Aug 5, 2003 7:07 PM
Geee-ee-eeezzzz, Doug--was court that bad today? nmThe Walrus
Aug 5, 2003 8:06 PM
fantastic, actually; this was supposed to be humorous nmDougSloan
Aug 6, 2003 5:59 AM
Laughin to keep from cryin. ActuallyOldEdScott
Aug 6, 2003 6:10 AM
the news is good -- vast stores of Beam still exist, despite the tragedy, so while the world wobbled a bit yesterday, it's back on its axis ...
"vast stores"... at your house? ;-) nmDougSloan
Aug 6, 2003 6:13 AM
A country boy will survive, my man. I have a big stashOldEdScott
Aug 6, 2003 6:25 AM
of 7-speed freewheels in the cellar too!
heck, you probably have your own still! nmDougSloan
Aug 6, 2003 6:31 AM
And dont pay no whiskey tax to the revenuers, neither! nmOldEdScott
Aug 6, 2003 6:40 AM
Well, it WAS sorta funny--just sounded like the whole trollThe Walrus
Aug 6, 2003 10:58 AM
thing had finally reached critical mass and initiated some sorta manic reaction...perfectly understandable, though.
You might want to be more specific with your link...Matno
Aug 6, 2003 2:52 AM
Today (the next day) the headline reads: Episcopal church OKs gay bishop.

I'm pretty sure you were referring to a distillery fire...
Lord, now the Left will be busting myOldEdScott
Aug 6, 2003 4:59 AM