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Jul 14, 2003 7:55 AM
Here's the scenario: On a chain of beautiful deserted
in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded, each on
their own island:
1. Two Italian men and one Italian woman
2. Two French men and one French woman
3. Two German men and one German woman
4. Two Greek men and one Greek woman
5. Two English men and one English woman
6. Two Bulgarian men and one Bulgarian woman
7. Two Japanese men and one Japanese woman
8. Two Chinese men and one Chinese woman
9. Two Irish men and one Irish woman
10. Two American men and one American woman

One month later on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, following things have occurred:

1. One Italian man killed the other for the Italian woman

2. The two French men and the French woman are living
happily together in a ménage a trios.

3. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of
alternating visits with the German woman

4. The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the
Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them

5. The two English men are still waiting for someone to
introduce them to the English woman

6. The two Bulgarian men took one look at the Bulgarian
woman and died swimming to the English island

7. The two Japanese men faxed Tokyo and are awaiting

8. The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, liquor store, restaurant, and laundry, and have gotten the Chinese woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their stores

9. The two Irish men divided the island into North and South and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets somewhat foggy after a couple of liters of coconut whiskey. However, they are satisfied because the English aren't having any

10. The two American men are contemplating suicide, because
the American woman will not shut up and complains relentlessly about her body, the true nature of feminism, what the sun is doing to her skin and hair, how she can do anything they can do, the necessity of fulfillment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and how her relationship with her mother is the cause of her problems, and why didn't they bring a cell phone so they could call 911 and get them all rescued so she can get her nails done
and go shopping.
:-)) (nm)RhodyRider
Jul 15, 2003 8:47 AM