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Just for balance--an Ashcroft joke(3 posts)

Just for balance--an Ashcroft jokemickey-mac
May 17, 2003 8:13 AM
Since we've heard once again from the Clinton Joke Brigage, here's one about everyone's favorite AG:

Attorney General Ashcroft is visiting an elementary school. After the
typical civics presentation to the class, he announces, "Alright, boys
and girls, you can all ask me questions now."

A young boy named Bobby raises his hand and says, "I have three
questions:

1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?
2. Why are you using the USA Patriot Act to limit Americans' civil
liberties?
3. Why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama Bin Laden yet?"

Just then the bell sounds and all the kids run out to the playground.
Fifteen minutes later, the kids come back in class and again. Ashcroft
says, "I'm sorry we were interrupted by the bell. Now, you can all ask
me questions."

A young girl named Charlene raises her hand and says, "I have five
questions:

1. How did Bush win the election with fewer votes than Gore?
2. Why are you using the USA Patriot Act to limit Americans' civil
liberties?
3. Why hasn't the U.S. caught Osama Bin Laden yet?"
4. Why did the bell go off 20 minutes early?
5. Where's Bobby?"
Whoops, should have been Joke <b>Brigade</b> nmmickey-mac
May 17, 2003 8:14 AM
nm
that one is actually funny ;0 nmDougSloan
May 17, 2003 7:27 PM