|Thought for the day. . .||js5280|
Apr 9, 2003 7:52 AM
|What If Saddam Hussein survived the bombing but lost a leg?
How pissed off do you think his doubles would be? :-D
Apr 9, 2003 8:06 AM
|My wife just found a good news/bad news joke exactly to that effect on the net and forwarded it to everyone on her mailing list. The deal is 24 Saddam doubles are given the news. Good news: Saddam survived the last attack. (Cheers all around.) Bad news: he lost a leg:)-|
|That's even a better version. Figured this had to be going around...(nm)||js5280|
Apr 9, 2003 8:21 AM
|More Iraq humor (joke)||Captain Morgan|
Apr 9, 2003 9:29 AM
|Saddam Hussein phoned President George W. Bush. "I had a dream about the United States," he said. "I could see the whole country, and over every building and home was a banner," said Saddam.
"What was on the banner?" asked Mr. Bush.
"LONG LIVE SADDAM!" answered the dictator.
"I'm so glad that you called," said President Bush, "because I too had a dream. In my dream, I saw Iraq and it was more beautiful than ever; totally rebuilt with many tall, gleaming office buildings, large residential subdivisions with swimming pools in every yard; and over every building and home was a big, beautiful banner."
"What did the banner say?" asked Saddam.
"I don't know," answered President Bush, "I can't read Hebrew."
|One more (not Iraq related)||Captain Morgan|
Apr 9, 2003 9:34 AM
|QUOTE OF THE MONTH - Chris Rock
"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy, the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese, the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most powerful men in America are named 'Bush', 'Dick', and 'Colon.' Need I say more?"
- Chris Rock