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Bush, Clinton and Gore in front of a firing squad....(8 posts)

Bush, Clinton and Gore in front of a firing squad....ClydeTri
Feb 10, 2003 8:04 AM
George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, and Al Gore were set to face a firing squad in a small Central American country. George
W. Bush was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given he yelled out, "Earthquake!" The
firing squad fell into a panic and George jumped over the wall and escaped in the confusion.
Bill Clinton was the second one placed against the
wall. The squad was reassembled and Bill pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before the order was given Bill yelled out, tornado!" Again the squad fell apart and Bill slipped over the wall.
The last person, Al Gore, was placed against the wall.
He was thinking, "I see the pattern here, just scream out
something about a disaster and hop over the wall." He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was
reassembled. As the rifles were raised in his direction he grinned from ear to ear and yelled, "Fire!"
They usually speak Spanish in Central America.czardonic
Feb 10, 2003 10:33 AM
You should have set the joke in America. It could start something like:

"George W. Bush, Bill Clinton, and Al Gore were set to face a firing squad in a small southern state after John Ashcroft had them convicted by secret tribunal for the sin of dancing. . ."
Let's make this an on-going story to see where it goes....sn69
Feb 10, 2003 11:09 AM
"...for the sin of dancing naked by the light of the full moon while singing the entire catalog of Brittney Spears songs and participating in pagan fertility rituals. Ashcroft, jealous and spurned because he hadn't been invited to the luau, consulted with Janet Reno to...."

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Let's make this an on-going story to see where it goes....rwbadley
Feb 10, 2003 11:40 AM
consulted with Janet Reno about the proper course of action. It was concluded that indeed the right plan of attack was with large weaponry and a battalion of infantry. After putting the forces in place...
Let's make this an on-going story to see where it goes....Captain Morgan
Feb 10, 2003 2:15 PM
...30 naked women entered the luau and proceeded to spell out "No Bush." Upon seeing this, Clinton, thinking that they were commenting on their hygienic tendencies, approached...
Let's make this an on-going story to see where it goes....rwbadley
Feb 10, 2003 2:53 PM
approached and offered them each a cigar if they would come back to his place for a nightcap. Out of the 30 women, four decided to take him up on this. Clinton said "Great!, I've got my Hummer right here, let's go..."

On seeing this, George W. ...
Let's make this an on-going story to see where it goes....sn69
Feb 10, 2003 3:28 PM
"...convinced 8 of the remaining 26 to go back to his casa for a night cap. It seems that his Ford Excursion could seat far more in opulent luxury than Clinton's meager H2. Not to be detered by such foolish testosterone-driven one-upmanship, Janet Reno pointed to her Subaru Outback and asked if any of the remaining ladies would like to accompany her to a poetry reading. 3 took her up on her offer, but Ashcroft began to whimper uncontrollably. Unrequited love is tough; it's tougher when you're the Attorney General. So, he...."
Let's make this an on-going story to see where it goes....mohair_chair
Feb 11, 2003 7:25 AM
...went back to the Justice Department, dug around the vaults and found some of J. Edgar Hoover's old dresses. His plan was to infiltrate the group of ladies to gain entry to the pleasure dome and den of iniquity that was the cause of all the problems of Americans today. "Just because I'm wearing a dress doesn't make me a homosexual," Ashcroft told his aide. "If you say so, sir," the aide replied. It certainly doesn't help, the aide thought to himself. "Might I suggest we take the Cadillac Escalade?" the aide asked. "Great idea!" said Ashcroft, "it seems to work for those heathen rap stars." With J-Lo pounding on the speakers, Ashcroft headed back to the party. When he got there, ....