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What kind of freaking fortune cookie is this!?(5 posts)

What kind of freaking fortune cookie is this!?Qubeley
Dec 11, 2002 5:46 PM
"Keep on charging the enemy so long as there is life."
Must be government issue.

Why can't they just put something simple, like "you will get laid by hot chick soon.."
How about an unfortune cookie?mickey-mac
Dec 11, 2002 6:01 PM
I heard a radio story a couple years back about a company making "unfortune cookies" with messages such as "You're no John Kennedy" and "Your fetish for rubber underwear will bring you trouble". Did you get the "charging the enemy" fortune cookie at the Chinese restaurant at Camp Pendleton?
re: What kind of freaking fortune cookie is this!?ColnagoFE
Dec 12, 2002 7:10 AM
my fave is one that I taped to my monitor "You'll spend your retirement in the best part of Switzerland."
my favoritemohair_chair
Dec 12, 2002 7:57 AM
You can run, but you cannot hide

I still don't know what that was doing in a fortune cookie!
One time...Matno
Dec 14, 2002 4:19 PM
I went deep sea fishing and got puking sick. (15 foot swells and we were stupid enough to tie up to a buoy! Swells and a "stationary" boat are a BAD combination). Anyway, I got home later that night and went straight to a party, still feeling like I was going to toss my cookies (even though there weren't any left in there). My fortune cookie said, "Leave your boat and travel on firm ground." Spooky!