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need help fast from someone wittier than I(12 posts)

need help fast from someone wittier than IDougSloan
Sep 24, 2002 2:38 PM
I'm printing some t-shirt iron-on transfers with our baby's picture on them for my wife's birthday tomorrow, but I want some witty caption on them. I can't think of anything. Something along the line of "I made this" or "I'm the Mom" (see, I can't do this). Any help?

Thanks.

Doug
Allison, Kristin, Spinchick, etc? :-) nmDougSloan
Sep 24, 2002 2:41 PM
"Gift wrapped with love" or...Brooks
Sep 24, 2002 3:46 PM
Mommy's Dearest or
The Best Present

That's all I can think of in a short time. Hope it helps. Happy Birthday to the missus.
Brooks
I made this(with doug).........(you can take a bit of credit)ishmael
Sep 24, 2002 4:48 PM
homemade slippery sloan

I dont know about being witty but I can come up with something coarse if you want. Probably inapropriate though.
That's a pretty tall order...Matno
Sep 24, 2002 6:49 PM
Mommy's little piggy!

Ask me if I sleep at night.

I think I need a new diaper. Where's Dad?

I know she's beautiful, but she's married, and she's my mom, so back off!


Dang, this is harder than I thought. Creative juices don't flow very well on demand!
a few ideas...jose_Tex_mex
Sep 24, 2002 6:56 PM
1) Trouble? Just wait until I'm a teenager.

2) When's that Tour de France thing?

If the baby is drooling -
3) "Spitting Image"

Pardon me if this one is a bit foul...
4) Eat, drink, $hit, repeat - any questions?

5) I had a baby and all I got was this lousy t-shirt!

6) Spit happens.

Try and think of a cute acronym for MOM - My Oh My, perhaps?

Try and find a word that describes the baby - good or bad that has the letters mom in it. For example, "You can't spell momentum without a Mom!" Just don't ask me how to find a word like that - I tried to do it in Word and a google wildcard search - no luck.

I dunno, I feel your pain...
thanks all; good ideas; going to do several nmDougSloan
Sep 24, 2002 7:20 PM
Snoozing on the jobKristin
Sep 25, 2002 8:05 AM
Sorry, I was busy yesterday defending America--or perhaps it was just being defensive. Doesn't matter, though I'm fresh out of wit this week. I liked Manto's suggestions, though. BTW, I loved that one picture on your website...the "we can't always be beautiful" one. He does a remarkable Bill the Cat impression.
for a joke or for something she'd wear?ColnagoFE
Sep 25, 2002 7:55 AM
personally I'd feel pretty strange wearing a picture of my own kid on a t-shirt--especially with a cute saying on it. a great photo in a nice frame would be ok though.
My other baby is ___. (Insert your age) ;-) nmSpinchick
Sep 25, 2002 9:46 AM
self-deprecating humor, I like that; thanks nmDougSloan
Sep 25, 2002 9:51 AM
How about "Your bike sucks" ;-) (nm)js5280
Sep 25, 2002 11:43 AM