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What's your favorite country music title/lyric?(12 posts)

What's your favorite country music title/lyric?MXL02
Aug 19, 2002 11:00 AM
I heard a great one yesterday: "My trailer quit being trashy when I got rid of you!"
"I'm begging you to come crawling back to me."Sintesi
Aug 19, 2002 11:30 AM
forget the guy who sang it.
"Let's just get drunk and...Spinchick
Aug 19, 2002 11:41 AM
screw." It's just, so, well...trite - like a good country music lyric should be.
She Thinks My Tractor's Sexymr_spin
Aug 19, 2002 11:44 AM
Kenny Chesney
"My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love Jesus. . ."js5280
Aug 19, 2002 11:50 AM
"It's that kinda mornin'
Really was that kinda night
Tryin' to tell myself that my condition is improvin'
And if I don't die by Thursday I'll be roarin' Friday night"

and another very country influenced Buffett song. . .

"I know that this may sound funny
But money don't mean nothin' to me
I won't make my music for money
No, I'm gonna make my music for me"

In general I despise country music but I make special exceptions for Jimmy Buffett and Lyle Lovett, two of my all time favorite artists. Although I, and many others, don't really consider them country music.
My dog run off with my wife .... in my pickup. nmRoyGBiv
Aug 19, 2002 1:45 PM
Don't give a dose to the one you love mostcritmass
Aug 19, 2002 4:13 PM
Cuz that dose will get to me.
I just got a headache. nmLeisure
Aug 20, 2002 1:07 AM
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against meroadcyclist
Aug 20, 2002 1:23 AM
Bellamy Brothers
"You don't have to call me darlin', darlin',MXL02
Aug 20, 2002 12:58 PM
you never even called me by my name".

Another classic.
"now lets get liqoured up and shoot at anything that moves!" nmempacher6seat
Aug 20, 2002 7:34 PM
Did I Shave My Legs for This?Stampertje
Aug 21, 2002 8:33 AM
or my favourite "Get your tongue out of my mouth, I'm kissing you goodbye" (Waylon Jennings)

"Drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life"

There's a ton of them in various lists online.
http://xenia.media.mit.edu/~cahn/humor/country-songs
for example...