|Bush to be sedated for colonoscopy||Me Dot Org|
Jun 28, 2002 1:52 PM
|Power will be transferred briefly to Dick Cheney.
...c'mon, this is like batting practice...
At least he didn't pick Colin Powell as his running mate. Jay Leno would be doing material for a month.
I haven't felt like this was more than I needed to know since Jimmy Carter's hemerrhoids.
|Not as bad as Robert Dole's erectile dysfunction :-)nm||RoyGBiv|
Jun 28, 2002 2:06 PM
|Discovery channel just released picture of the procedure...||AllisonHayes|
Jun 28, 2002 2:29 PM
|The President has voluntarily transferred power to the Vice President. Dick Cheney is pictured on the right looking for the Executive Order. Chief Surgeon Betty said the procedure will be as easy-as-pie.|
|You mean he isn't sedated now? (nm)||look271|
Jun 28, 2002 4:10 PM
|Reagan's polyps, Carter's hemorroids, Bush's colonoscopy...||OutWest|
Jun 28, 2002 11:30 PM
|...political proctology perversely pursued per the press and particularly prevalent in this period? Perhaps people!|
|Film at 11?||Humma Hah|
Jun 29, 2002 10:16 AM
|I used to think I'd like to be President until the day they showed a Presidential colonoscopy on the evening news.
LBJ's hernia scar was bad enough. Today's lack of privacy is insane.
|Hummah who? Haven't heard from you for a while...||OutWest|
Jun 29, 2002 5:23 PM
|...how are you doing? Played with any depleted uranium lately?
|No, but we had a successful missile launch ...||Humma Hah|
Jul 1, 2002 12:08 PM
|... a couple of weeks ago. Its mounted back on the plane for another test today.
I changed companies, am back in Virginia for about a year now.
|How is your wife dealing with you being around evenings?nm||OutWest|
Jul 2, 2002 3:13 PM
|Got me a honey-do list a mile long ...||Humma Hah|
Jul 3, 2002 1:51 PM
|Nothing like being out of town for a couple of years to let the home improvements and repairs stack up.|
|For George Jr......||tirider|
Jun 30, 2002 7:05 PM
|.... isn't this the equivalent of having brain surgery?|
|You mean that man can be further sedated? nm.||muncher|
Jul 4, 2002 8:21 AM