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are babies like women? (for the guys)(7 posts)

are babies like women? (for the guys)DougSloan
Jun 25, 2002 9:28 AM
*they cry for no apparent reason sometimes

*they don't tell you what they really think

*you can't figure out what they really want

*if you think you've figured out what they really want, it will change in 5 minutes

*you feel an overwhelming desire to help take care of them

Alright, I'm just having some fun here. I'm sure one of the women here could do the same thing about men. :-)

Doug
He's only a YOUNG conservative, not inflexible yet.cory
Jun 25, 2002 9:35 AM
You'll learn to work him--it really does get better every day, if you don't count a little bump at age 2 and that horrible flaming crash when he's 14. And congratulations, BTW.
You MUST be sleep deprivedPaulCL
Jun 25, 2002 12:34 PM
To open up a thread like this?? Do you want to alienate every woman on this board??

Just kidding. Actually, you make a lot of sense. You forgot to add that as a group, they are both so cute. Oops, sorry ladies,how about...beautiful?
Yes but babies will grow out of it...MXL02
Jun 25, 2002 12:53 PM
and yes there is a similar slam on guys for women. Funny I can't remember how it goes exactly, but I'm sure some of the XX readers out there can help me out...
re: are babies like men?Spinchick
Jun 26, 2002 5:13 AM
-they don't tell you what they really think

-you can't figure out what they really want

-if you think you've figured out what they really want, it will change after the next bottle

-you feel an overwhelming desire to toss them out the window when they don't stop whining

-they can't keep their hands out of their diapers
BLAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That last one's classic!scottfree
Jun 26, 2002 7:15 AM
you forgot to mention....Starliner
Jun 26, 2002 8:02 AM
-they breastfeed one moment, and fall asleep the next