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The aliens keep stealing my cheese...(11 posts)

The aliens keep stealing my cheese...OutWest
Feb 14, 2002 10:10 PM
...and I'm getting really ticked off. I had 3 lbs of Brie in the fridge and now I can't find it. Sure glad they don't like smoked salmon or eel.
maybe you should set a Dinosaur trapHeckler
Feb 14, 2002 10:20 PM
pretty sneaky critters them Dinosaurs, ya know! We had one under the house once and let me tell you!
Its gotta be aliens, we put out Dinosaur traps...OutWest
Feb 14, 2002 10:29 PM
... each one baited with 3 pieces of chocolate cake (they can't resist cake) and haven't caught any for a month now.
Damn aliens, how do you get rid of them anyway?
How 'bout some slack on the Dinosaur jokes?DINOSAUR
Feb 15, 2002 4:48 PM
They've been stealing my crackers, too...nmmr_spin
Feb 15, 2002 8:02 AM
its probably evil cat spirits that possess peopleWoof the dog
Feb 15, 2002 2:34 PM
yeah, the bad cat spirits that wander the earth and look for a nice warm body because it is even uglier being outside! So, the cat spirit possessed you while you were asleep and made you eat know them filthy bastads like cheese. Now, though, if you don't want to lose even more cheese in the future, you should call in the canine exorcist to exorcise you. Warn you, there will be a lot of barking, howling and tail curling well as biting and breaking of plates and terrorizing your wife(s).


Woof the exorcist dog.

This isn't a joke Dinosaur, this is serious stuff...OutWest
Feb 15, 2002 6:33 PM
...I need that Brie for my new cheese, smoked salmon and pickled herring training program...hey wait a minute, you said cheeeeeeeeze in your post, didn't you? Did you steal my Brie, oh and thats why the chocolate cake didn't work in the Dino-traps you're some kinda Dairy-Derivative-Deviant-Dinosaur aren't you? Of course, thats why mr_spin's crackers have been disappearing. Oh the betrayal, the angst, the anguish!
Feb 16, 2002 7:46 AM
You've been working around electricity far too long.. and Dinosaurs never cop out to nuttin...hmmmmmm Chocolate cake? That's hitting below the belt!
Smoked Salmon is the bestest sh!t on Earth!!! nmWoof the dog
Feb 16, 2002 1:14 PM
Amen brother, truly it is...OutWest
Feb 18, 2002 10:43 PM
...where do you live? Here in B.C. all you have to do is walk down to the beach, open the door of the smoker, light it and the salmon jump right in. 'Tis a glorious sight to behold.
OK, maybe not that easy but I love smoked salmon and usually somebody I know has some freshly made. I really like the drier, slightly sweet, maple-flavoured kind...hmmm, I'm going now, I just remembered I have some in the fridge. Actually there are three kinds in there right now, I'm so lucky.
Amen brother, truly it is...Woof the dog
Feb 19, 2002 12:36 AM
i am lost in the vast plains of NE.
Yeah, salmon is tasty!!!!!!!!!!!

You should try it with a piece of bread + unsalted butter + salmon. Make some tea too - not too strong and two spoons of sugar/cup. Happy snackkin'

Woof, the salmon catching dog.