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I figired it out!(4 posts)

I figired it out!Del O Groman
Jan 31, 2002 8:29 AM
I realize now that the high powr electricity lines outside my house are causing all my problems. There are no aliens invading my brain just the electicity. Whenever I ride my bike around I now wear a protective suit that I will soon market to the generl public. be aware. Riding unprotected will eventually lead to problems. Will keep you all posted.
Jan 31, 2002 11:18 AM
perhaps a ground strap?OutWest
Feb 1, 2002 11:11 PM
The dissipation of accumulated electromagnetic radiation is essential to the chemical balance of the brain. I would suggest adding a 25' ground strap to the back of your suit to ensure this state is achieved. I happen to be in the final stages of preparing to market said ground strap. All I'm waiting for is confirmation of patent rights on Venus (they always take a long time).
Feb 4, 2002 8:40 AM
Venus takes so long because it is run by women. Mars, on the other hand...