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A few good questions for you humans(9 posts)

A few good questions for you humansWoof the dog
Jan 28, 2002 7:54 PM
How often should I change my bed sheets? There is hair all over it because I've been riding shorts and jersey due to a 50 degree NE weather (I love it by the way) and the sun early in the season makes me lose lots of hair. All this hair makes my nose itch and its hard to scratch it with my front paws, especially when half asleep.

And also, whats your favorite meat dish? I need ideas when all the byatches come over to eat.

Thanx a bunch

Woof, the Real McDog.
A few answersspookyload
Jan 28, 2002 11:13 PM
1. Change the sheets once a week, uless you get a few extra leg workouts with owner, then twice a week due to funk.

2. The hair loss has nothing to do with the warm weather. I has to do with the fact you are a maingy mutt. Go to the doctor and get it treated, or no tail for you this summer from the ladies.

3. Having been to Korea a few times, my favorite meat dish is anything that is supposed to be chicken, but still has the flea collar on it. Sweet and sour Chicken/Dog.
Don't eat dog meat!!! It might be infected with. . .Mike P
Jan 29, 2002 4:38 AM
Deranged-Doggy syndrome. It's kind of like mad-cow disease only worse. Also from the UK, it does all kinds of wierd s4!t to dogs. Especially speaking, bike riding ones. Cases have shown these dogs all, for unknown reasons, have frequent bouts with sharp leftturnious-cyclohillium-tailia, a severely debilatating and uncontrollable symptom frequently exhibited while surpassing max heart rate on a steep uphill climb, causing the dog to ride in lefthand circles much like it is chasing its tail.
Ettiquette of sophisticates: avoid your own fecesCrankist
Jan 29, 2002 5:35 AM
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Jon Billheimer
Jan 29, 2002 8:31 AM
Bonus points for everyone! Go to the head of the class!!!
Ettiquette of sophisticates: avoid your own fecesmerckx56
Jan 30, 2002 7:07 AM
it's just what sam jackson said in pulp fiction. " i don't eat anything that doesn't have the good sense to disregard it's own feces!"
This stuff gets old Woof, (nm)Hoot the Owl
Jan 29, 2002 5:10 PM
it IS old(nm)
Jan 30, 2002 9:25 AM
This stuff gets old Woof, (nm)Woof the dog
Jan 30, 2002 7:41 PM
well, i am running out of ideas, its pretty hard as it is.