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Wine for under $3 a bottle?(8 posts)

Wine for under $3 a bottle?Dave Thomas
Dec 28, 2001 12:49 PM
I was thinking of throwing a party, but it seems my only choices in this price range for wine is Mad Dogg 20/20, Wild irish Rose or Night Train. Which one would you pick? I still have to send my kids to school so I can't actually get decent wine for my guests. My uncultured freinds wouldn't know the difference anyway between chateau rothschild or donkey pee anyway.
Wine-in-a-box!!!! (nm)SamDC
Dec 28, 2001 12:54 PM
Dec 28, 2001 1:03 PM
Make your own beer with grapes from your local grocery store and a big plastic trash can. If you want that oak flavor often found in high-quality wine, peel some bark off a tree at the local park and strap it to the soles of your feet before you hop into the trash can to smash the grapes. Empty bottles from household cleaning products work well as containers, giving you the option to "mist" or "spray" the wine directly into your mouth. If you start soon, your first batch should be ready to go by Monday evening.
Wine-in-a-box!!!! (nm)SamDC
Dec 28, 2001 1:15 PM
re: Wine for under $3 a bottle?Woof the dog
Dec 28, 2001 8:40 PM
are you the real Dave Thomas from


Wooffffffff arrrooooo
Nope, he's the Dave Thomas whoPaulCL
Dec 29, 2001 5:36 AM
owns Wendy's! Gimmee a Single, biggee fries and a drank of 'dat 'der fine $3 wine!
Nope, Dave Thomas a.k.a. Bob McKenzie. . .js5280
Jan 2, 2002 4:10 PM
Ah, we found like this mouse in this bottle of wine and head that you could, like, get a two free cases of wine, if like that happened, eh?

Take off you hosers! ;-)
Nope, Dave Thomas of Coors-Dept. Head-Malting R&D (nm)mickey-mac
Jan 2, 2002 10:15 PM