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AARRGH! Must....have....HAIKU!!!...(11 posts)

AARRGH! Must....have....HAIKU!!!...lonefrontranger
Nov 16, 2001 9:25 AM
It's Friday, I have no motivation for this stupid project, and I'm incredibly stoked about our planned Harry Potterfest tonight (8 friends going with us to the late late show, and no, none of us have kids). My work ethic is at an all-time low.

Jeffrey, I have to tell you now, the fact that you're turning thirty is NO EXCUSE! Getting older merely provides more opportunities to act immature. I'm 33 with no kids and own every Dragonlance and Harry Potter novel that exists fergawdsakes.

C'mon, darnit! I have work to ignore!
It is awfully rude of him isn't it? nmMB1
Nov 16, 2001 10:20 AM
E-FLAME THE MEMPHIS BASTID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;-) nmMB1
Nov 16, 2001 10:49 AM
[big grin] nmJs Haiku Shop
Nov 16, 2001 10:54 AM
HEY! no cheaping out. I demand Haiku NOW! (nm)lonefrontranger
Nov 16, 2001 11:03 AM
no haiku here. just a little alternative-ku...Js Haiku Shop
Nov 16, 2001 11:09 AM
last year
missed it again
the leonid shower
i'll get to bed early this year
for it

thirty three year cycle
best tail since nineteen sixty six
I hope

budweiser case
raleigh-durham, NC
passed out on floor in girls dorm room
ah, youth

to twenty one
watching sunset from porch
drinking vodka, gin, cranberry
all night

who really knows?
something less dramatic
likely uneventful again
oh, well

this year
landmark birthday
the only saving grace
would be: to be in sedona
won't be.

one thing on list
and i think you know what
eight hundred thirty four dollars
won't be.

i'm hoping for socks and some boxers. everything will be fine if jack daniels is involved.
Help me complete the ku!mr_spin
Nov 16, 2001 12:29 PM
I'll do the first line:

Friday, weekend near

Someone want to add the next line?
/jeffreyh turning thirty/ nmSpinchick
Nov 16, 2001 1:16 PM
/that's nearly old age/ nmmr_spin
Nov 16, 2001 2:48 PM
arrrrrrrrrgh! ok, i give. have a good weekend...Js Haiku Shop
Nov 16, 2001 2:52 PM
and send me all your positive energy for my descent into the geriatric years.

can i keep riding?
use geritol powergels
ride with frequent naps

:o) !!
thank you! :-* nmlonefrontranger
Nov 16, 2001 3:43 PM