|I had to post this for Dino||Kristin|
Nov 7, 2001 12:30 PM
|Press hard, four copies, have a nice day||DINOSAUR|
Nov 7, 2001 3:49 PM
|Damn Cops anyway!! Hey at least this guy doesn't have a beer gut and his shoes are shined.
Anyone watch the premere episode of NYPD Blues? The show rocks. Another good one is CSI along with Law & Order. Besides those I like Opah with Dr Phil on Tuesdays (man I thought I had problems)...
|City cop, huh?||Dog|
Nov 7, 2001 8:18 PM
|little rivalry between the HP and the City cops?
City cop and a trooper in a restroom...
They finish doing their business. The trooper doesn't wash his hands.
City cop: "When I was in the Police Academy, they taught us to wash our hands after we pee."
Trooper: "When I was in the Highway Patrol Academy, they taught us not to piss on our hands."
|O.K. you asked for it, lawyer joke...||DINOSAUR|
Nov 7, 2001 11:24 PM
|A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first," she said "what does your mother do for a living?"
"She's a doctor." Tim replied proudly.
"What about you Amy?" She asked.
"My father is a mailman," Amy answered.
"What does your father do Billy."
"He plays piano at a whorehouse". Billy said as though it was the greatest job in the world.
The teacher was astounded and immediately changed the subject to geography. When school let out the teacher went straight to Billy's house. His father answered the door.
The teacher explained what Billy had said, and demanded an explanation.
Billy's father said, "I'm actually a lawyer, but how else am I going to explain to an eight year old what I do?"
Hey, this was easy I just entered "lawyer jokes' in my search engine and about a zillion lawyer jokes sites popped up. Just kidding, both my grandfather and uncle played piano's in whorehouses.
|Another one (short)||mickey-mac|
Nov 8, 2001 6:03 AM
|What do you get when you cross a lawyer and the Godfather?
Someone who will make you an offer you can't understand.
Nov 8, 2001 7:34 AM
|Sorry Doug, but this one was too good to pass up! It was emailed to me yesterday.
A man walks into a bar.
He sees a beautiful, well-dressed woman sitting on a bar stool alone.
He walks up to her and says, "Hi there, how's it going tonight?"
She turns to him, looks him straight in the eyes and says, "I'll screw anybody, any time, any where, any place, it doesn't matter to me."
The guy raises his eyebrows and says, "No kidding? What law firm do you work for?"