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Top 5 favorite handles(15 posts)

Top 5 favorite handles128
Feb 3, 2004 12:43 PM
1.PSeuZQ (clever letters award)
2.Lonefrontranger (cool-like-Clint wildwest award)
3. Turtlehearder (best image award)
4. BigBurlyLeadOutGuy (award for always comes to mind in a headwind even when not invited to mind)
5. MarketingDepartment (nicely random award)

Honorable mentions:

Ahimsa (best in 'google it' category)
Czardonic (best in 'I think therefore I am which is false because who is the 'I' which presuposes 'I'?' and 'the name says it all' categories.

Good luck to all rematerializing in the new forum.
iwantapodiumgirl *NM*Mudman
Feb 3, 2004 12:53 PM
Agreed. The funniest of all time.Shylock
Feb 4, 2004 3:13 PM
Feel the gin
re: Top 5 favorite handlesThe Walrus
Feb 3, 2004 1:02 PM
Yeah, I liked Lonefrontranger, although picturing her with a poncho, black hat, cigar and especially a 5 o'clock shadow was disturbing. My other favorites, in no special order, were Carnageasada (mental pinup of pile of bruised, shredded, bleeding meat in middle of road, next to crumpled bike), Czardonic (wonderful melding of the cynic and the bleeding heart pinko) and Aliensporebomb (tip o' the hat for sheer weirdness....)
It occurred to me that "Funknuggets" is disturbinglyThe Walrus
Feb 3, 2004 1:17 PM
good, too. Here's hoping these handles all get carried over to the new boards.
I get a chuckle from "owmynads" and "turtleherder" ...Spiderman
Feb 3, 2004 1:27 PM
much better than "turtle hurter" i suppose.
I misread as "OWN my nads"-thought it meant he wasn't marriedlitespeedchick
Feb 3, 2004 2:21 PM
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Nope. I'm married. That's why my nads hurt. (nm)owmynads
Feb 3, 2004 5:51 PM
thanks, dawg...funknuggets
Feb 4, 2004 7:19 AM
It doesn't hurt that Im a disturbingly good looking guy... er...well, maybe not, but at least I do have a clever handle. Thanks for the vote.

Free James Brown...
Chris
I sometimes have 5 o' clock shadow on my legs :)lonefrontranger
Feb 3, 2004 6:29 PM
Boo.

I do have a poncho and a black cowboy hat. I'm a lifetime nonsmoker, tho I do have a bad caffeine habit, does that count?

My alltime faves are iseefredpeople, aliensporebomb and iwannapodiumgirl

Carnageasada gets points for creativity

owmynads gets my Best New User Handle Award (seeing as I'm officially an old fogie).

I got a kick out of my coach (Sherpa23) insisting that a fellow Front Ranger client (Pack Meat) change his handle for psychological reasons (triple shot espresso).

Cheers all - LFR
I'd forgotten Iseefredpeople--thanx for the reminder!The Walrus
Feb 4, 2004 1:16 PM
That one was good for a hearty guffaw the first time I saw it, and still warrants a smile.

You needn't smoke the cigar; seems to me Clint usually just chewed on his (not sure that's any improvement, though.)

A caffeine habit is bad only when you can't feed it....

...and you're an "old fogie" compared to what??!?!!
What about mine... *wink* *wink*ONCE in a life time
Feb 3, 2004 2:57 PM
To bad once is no more.
re: Top 5 favorite handlesgregario
Feb 3, 2004 6:20 PM
I don't know about "top 5" but my favorite has to be "iseefredpeople" and "owmynads"
re: Top 5 favorite handlesaliensporebomb
Feb 4, 2004 5:06 AM
Lots of good ones on this particular system....

I liked Ahimsa....PSeuZQ........Turtlehearder made me
laugh out loud - I envisioned someone on a bike with a
whip and a cowboy hat herding a large group of turtles
towards the horizon...a lot of the others were cool too
but seeing them often here sort of took the weirdness
out of it.

Thanks to whomever thought my name was weird....I try
sometimes. Heh.
'fixie chick' nmOldEdScott
Feb 4, 2004 6:38 AM