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For all the angry bastards here... (Bike post, honest)(10 posts)

For all the angry bastards here... (Bike post, honest)spankdoggie
Jan 25, 2004 11:19 PM
I welcome you to my Serotta forum:

This Serotta forum will only be useful for a handful of roadies here, but some newcomers may not have heard of this forum. I have posted the link before. It is a great forum, and those who have been turned on to it have used it as an adjunct to this forum...

I guess if you do a search through the archives there, and search the word "spankdoggie" you can find the real person behind the anger at the jackasses here. I found this forum during the time when I was deciding between Seven and Serotta, and I was moved to get the Serotta. Maybe not, I did not test it...

Serotta and Seven are both fantastic bicycles, and I have recently been moved to extend a hand towards Lazywriter, my nemesis; yes, I had posted my hatred of all things Litespeed in the past, but when Lazywriter posted all those photos of his new dog, he made me cry like a baby... I didn't cry, like, when I watched Seabiscuit, but I cried.

I bought the DVD to Seabiscuit, and I have watched the last two race scenes about 15 times, and I cry every time I see that short little horse run with vigor...

I am getting a little emotional right now, so please excuse my digressions and maledictions.


re: For all the angry bastards here... (Bike post, honest)spankdoggie
Jan 25, 2004 11:27 PM

Screwed up the link; I posted the archives.

Here is the link:
When ya spank the doggie he saysBowWow
Jan 26, 2004 12:06 AM
I posted a good link...spankdoggie
Jan 26, 2004 12:16 AM
You need to stop getting all up in my Kool-Aid, because you don't even know what flavor I am drinking.

I posted a good link to a good site, Serotta:

All of you nerds need to stop drinking so much Haterade, and start drinking some water with a few drops of Happication added.

All of you bastards all filled with Haterade.

You don't know my Kool-Aid,

Like the Serotta forum..koala
Jan 26, 2004 4:15 AM
Got a different handle there. Seems like everybody is more laid back. No sarcastic replies to questions. Maybe because its got fewer racers and more rec cyclists. Love to try an Ottrot. Cant see spending that on a frame I would only have time to ride 3000 per year.
Serotta forum - I do not now, nor will I likely ever own a Serotta -BowWow
Jan 26, 2004 10:33 AM
so why is this forum so wonderful for me?

Ya ain't the center of the universe, ya know - I am!
When you get off the meds again, you're reported to FrancisSpoiler
Jan 26, 2004 6:57 AM
So you get kicked off the site, and suddenly you get a renewed interest in bicycles? You figure there are enough new members here that you can fool into thinking you're trying to "participate" in our discussions?.

"I am spankdoggie, and Francois has banned me, that bastard... well he banned my name, but since he refuses to respond to my polite requests to make amends, he has declared war on me, and all golfers who are banned for no reason...

I now make a demand:

I demand, Francois, that you delete all of my posts under the "spankdoggie" name. My name and posts are copyrighted. Send me an email at if you think I am not serious.

Delete all of my posts...

Now, please, francois: I demand you delete all posts under the "spankdoggie" name.

Tears and kleenex, Francois,

We will have lunch tomorrow afternoon. If you have misgivings, talk to me, son."

Sound familiar?
So go ahead and post anything but real cycling questions. Disrupt the board. Get attention. Giggle like a little girl while you watch this board go to hell and people leave.
Get ready toLazywriter
Jan 26, 2004 6:34 PM
weep some more.
Look at myLazywriter
Jan 26, 2004 7:09 PM
big boy in front of his Xmas tree.
Unbelievably gorgeous animal!!! Thank you!!! n/tspankdoggie
Jan 26, 2004 9:23 PM