|lost winter weight fast!||RM|
Jan 3, 2004 7:17 PM
|found great way to get those holiday pounds off fast -
get a dose of gastric flu! worked great for me. now if i could get down the stairs without my knees shaking i could get back on the bike:)
|re: lost winter weight fast!||Akirasho|
Jan 3, 2004 7:39 PM
|... be careful... in our culture, anyone who'd inject botox (ain't that a derivative of plague?) into their face to get rid of wrinkles... would probably hit you up for a sloppy wet kiss... for a quick weight loss that took responsibility off themselves...
Be the bike.
|Caution: tasteless joke inside||purplepaul|
Jan 3, 2004 9:38 PM
|Sure. Haven't you ever heard of the Aids diet plan?|
Jan 4, 2004 1:26 PM
|I was going to request that RM come over and cough on my girlfriend but I thought that might be in bad taste...oops!|
Jan 5, 2004 6:25 AM
|botchulism (sp?) More deadly than plague.|
|re: lost winter weight fast!||rogue_CT1|
Jan 3, 2004 10:15 PM
|I feel your pain brother, I lost 10 lbs in 12 hours. I actually passed out on the bathroom floor. That's some real bad stuff.|
|re: lost winter weight fast!||Saddle_Sore|
Jan 5, 2004 4:06 AM
|That sounds like a grim but effective weight control plan, albeit one with some distressing side effects. Other unintended weight loss plans must include Glandular Fever and Chronic Diarrhoea.
I bet some Dr. Atkins is worried that the Gastric Flu diet knocks him off the top spot!
|Nah....he's got a new plan!!!||TWD|
Jan 5, 2004 7:43 AM
|Dr. Atkins discovered the new ultumate low-carb diet....it's called DEATH.
He died last year.