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lost winter weight fast!(8 posts)

lost winter weight fast!RM
Jan 3, 2004 7:17 PM
found great way to get those holiday pounds off fast -
get a dose of gastric flu! worked great for me. now if i could get down the stairs without my knees shaking i could get back on the bike:)
re: lost winter weight fast!Akirasho
Jan 3, 2004 7:39 PM
... be careful... in our culture, anyone who'd inject botox (ain't that a derivative of plague?) into their face to get rid of wrinkles... would probably hit you up for a sloppy wet kiss... for a quick weight loss that took responsibility off themselves...

Be the bike.
Caution: tasteless joke insidepurplepaul
Jan 3, 2004 9:38 PM
Sure. Haven't you ever heard of the Aids diet plan?
Jan 4, 2004 1:26 PM
I was going to request that RM come over and cough on my girlfriend but I thought that might be in bad taste...oops!
not plague...litespeedchick
Jan 5, 2004 6:25 AM
botchulism (sp?) More deadly than plague.
re: lost winter weight fast!rogue_CT1
Jan 3, 2004 10:15 PM
I feel your pain brother, I lost 10 lbs in 12 hours. I actually passed out on the bathroom floor. That's some real bad stuff.
re: lost winter weight fast!Saddle_Sore
Jan 5, 2004 4:06 AM
That sounds like a grim but effective weight control plan, albeit one with some distressing side effects. Other unintended weight loss plans must include Glandular Fever and Chronic Diarrhoea.

I bet some Dr. Atkins is worried that the Gastric Flu diet knocks him off the top spot!
Nah....he's got a new plan!!!TWD
Jan 5, 2004 7:43 AM
Dr. Atkins discovered the new ultumate low-carb's called DEATH.

He died last year.