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Totally, completely non-cycling question (with bike porn!)(8 posts)

Totally, completely non-cycling question (with bike porn!)BowWow
Dec 5, 2003 1:11 PM
Co-worker just asked me which shampoo smell really really gets the "engine revvin'" (her words, not mine). Seems she wants to rekindle the romance with her long-time boyfriend, and thought some well-placed pheromones would aid and abet... I told her I knew where any question in the world could be answered by experts - so here I am! Got any suggestions for her?

Oh, here's the bike photo...
... tubing for tubing's sake?Akirasho
Dec 5, 2003 1:33 PM
... interesting concept... exercise and aesthetics on the bike porn... while human males sometimes have a positive pheromonal response... nothing gets our attention as well as a bit of "ah womp ah womp womp"... save the shampoo for gurlz nite out.

Be the bike.
RIDSpoiler
Dec 5, 2003 1:48 PM
Of course I have rather exotic tastes.
Find some stripper perfumespookyload
Dec 5, 2003 4:35 PM
You know the stuff every stripper wears. It is usually strawberry, peach or vanilla smelling. I don't know where the get the stuff, but it gets my motor running. It is probably some disinfectant used to get drool off their bodies between dances.
Slather essence of pumpkin pie...or beer, whatever...nmrwbadley
Dec 5, 2003 4:47 PM
something really expensive... nmbenja15
Dec 5, 2003 6:59 PM
re: Totally, completely non-cycling question (with bike porn!)Woof the dog
Dec 6, 2003 12:08 AM
Is that true that Lil' Bow Wow got raped by his security guard?

Woof.

P.S. Guys don't know sh!t if the perfume is expensive or not, as long as it is not too conspicuous and doesn't smell like bathroom air freshener.

P.P.S. Bike looks ugly, i am sorry.
RBR denizens come through for me again!!BowWow
Dec 6, 2003 6:56 PM
I told the girl that the responses would be interesting, but completely useless! Thanks, guys, for living up (down?) to our expectations once again!!! 8^)

Steve