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what color shorts do fedex delivery guys wear?(8 posts)

what color shorts do fedex delivery guys wear?JS Haiku Shop
Oct 6, 2003 8:08 AM
my new merckx is on the plane between oregon and tennessee. i thought it appropriate to blow the dust off this moldy old post. what color shorts do fedex drivers wear?

dustin73 "hey, spirito! merckx is on the brown truck! (haiku)" 5/9/02 1:37am

with tracking number
hitting refresh on web page
but still in same place

maybe tomorrow
package will travel again
three more miles closer

hey! mister brown shorts--
don't you feel my pain? the pain!
my others, lonely

they've seen the new hooks
and wonder who's moving in
(find out soon enough!)

hey! small sweaty man
bring that skinny brown bike box
godspeed to you, sir!

what are the chances
make an exception for me?
deliver soon, friend!

tomorrow, again
check the web site, many times
hit refresh, refresh

refresh, refresh, and
refresh, and refresh, refresh
now use F5 key

thanks to Mike P for the "merckx odyssey" pic.
Did you get it from GVH?Dave Hickey
Oct 6, 2003 9:27 AM
I think Gary uses FedEx Ground, so look for a green shirted delivery man. Please post pics of your new Merckx....
yup. will do. nmJS Haiku Shop
Oct 6, 2003 9:48 AM
"Mr. Brown Shorts" is still a classic...biknben
Oct 6, 2003 9:32 AM
I remember laughing my a$$ off when I read that haiku the first time.

My wife gets lots of deliveries to the house. My daughter calls the UPS guy "Brown Man" and the FedEX guy "White Man". She also thinks every UPS and FedEX truck she sees is the same one that comes to our house. Funny stuff.
;-) nmJS Haiku Shop
Oct 6, 2003 9:49 AM
FedEx, huh? I think I see a bike box. . . 8<OMike P
Oct 6, 2003 10:06 AM
I hope it is not on this truck!

Be sure to post pics!
Now that is funny.......LOL LOL LOL... Nmrubendc19
Oct 6, 2003 10:48 AM
I can picture the scene...biknben
Oct 6, 2003 11:04 AM
J flips on the news and looks on in horror. In the smoldering wreckage he can just make out the "M" in Merckx. He drops to his knees in front of the TV. In disbelief he screams, "NOOOOOOoooooooo!!!!"

Don't worry J, it's not charred. That's just Eddy's special heat treated Al tubing. You got a Lim. Ed. paint job too. It's called "Natural Soot". :-)