|what color shorts do fedex delivery guys wear?||JS Haiku Shop|
Oct 6, 2003 8:08 AM
|my new merckx is on the plane between oregon and tennessee. i thought it appropriate to blow the dust off this moldy old post. what color shorts do fedex drivers wear?
dustin73 "hey, spirito! merckx is on the brown truck! (haiku)" 5/9/02 1:37am
with tracking number
hitting refresh on web page
but still in same place
package will travel again
three more miles closer
hey! mister brown shorts--
don't you feel my pain? the pain!
my others, lonely
they've seen the new hooks
and wonder who's moving in
(find out soon enough!)
hey! small sweaty man
bring that skinny brown bike box
godspeed to you, sir!
what are the chances
make an exception for me?
deliver soon, friend!
check the web site, many times
hit refresh, refresh
refresh, refresh, and
refresh, and refresh, refresh
now use F5 key
thanks to Mike P for the "merckx odyssey" pic.
|Did you get it from GVH?||Dave Hickey|
Oct 6, 2003 9:27 AM
|I think Gary uses FedEx Ground, so look for a green shirted delivery man. Please post pics of your new Merckx....|
|yup. will do. nm||JS Haiku Shop|
Oct 6, 2003 9:48 AM
|"Mr. Brown Shorts" is still a classic...||biknben|
Oct 6, 2003 9:32 AM
|I remember laughing my a$$ off when I read that haiku the first time.
My wife gets lots of deliveries to the house. My daughter calls the UPS guy "Brown Man" and the FedEX guy "White Man". She also thinks every UPS and FedEX truck she sees is the same one that comes to our house. Funny stuff.
|;-) nm||JS Haiku Shop|
Oct 6, 2003 9:49 AM
|FedEx, huh? I think I see a bike box. . . 8<O||Mike P|
Oct 6, 2003 10:06 AM
|I hope it is not on this truck!
Be sure to post pics!
|Now that is funny.......LOL LOL LOL... Nm||rubendc19|
Oct 6, 2003 10:48 AM
|I can picture the scene...||biknben|
Oct 6, 2003 11:04 AM
|J flips on the news and looks on in horror. In the smoldering wreckage he can just make out the "M" in Merckx. He drops to his knees in front of the TV. In disbelief he screams, "NOOOOOOoooooooo!!!!"
Don't worry J, it's not charred. That's just Eddy's special heat treated Al tubing. You got a Lim. Ed. paint job too. It's called "Natural Soot". :-)