|Here's the reason to shave your legs||PaulCL|
Sep 26, 2003 7:56 AM
|While hanging out in the cul-de-sac in front of my home last evening (on my MTB) playing with my kids, one of my neighbors drove up to me and rolled down her window. She said (and I paraphrase): "We just passed a biker on the road a few minutes ago, Katie (her daughter in the car) said 'there's Abby's dad' (me)...I (cute mom) said no its not him, Abby's Dad has much more muscular legs!!"
Made my evening. That's why I shave my legs - so attractive women can notice how muscular they are. Since she pointed this out while I was talking to another Mom in the neighborhood, I was beaming a smile for an hour!
The sad part is its' getting cold and I'll have to be covering up these beauties with lycra soon. Sorry, I couldn't resist that one!
|Same reason I shave my head :-) (nm)||PEDDLEFOOT|
Sep 26, 2003 8:04 AM
|Muscle - head??? Good "head-definition?" (nm)||PaulCL|
Sep 26, 2003 8:06 AM
|To show off my well defined bumps (nm)||PEDDLEFOOT|
Sep 26, 2003 8:13 AM
Sep 26, 2003 8:21 AM
Just kidding. Last summer, I stopped into a convenience store after a long hot ride. As I was about to leave, I noticed a van full of women motioning me over. I figured they were lost or needed directions. I waddled over and the lady in the passenger seat sayd, "We just wanted to let you know that your legs, on a scale of one to ten, are an eleven. The van was filled with four or five fairly attractive women in their mid-to-late thirties. (cue porn soundtrack)
|Baum Chicca Baum Baummmm...||biknben|
Sep 26, 2003 8:43 AM
|That's my text translation of Porn music :-)|
Sep 26, 2003 8:58 AM
|..so the "moms" were both in their late 30's to maybe 40. But since I'm 41, that's OK with me. I just never knew if anyone noticed my legs. So much to my pleasure, I find out the women in the neighborhood have noticed. Very ego-boosting!|
Sep 26, 2003 9:17 AM
|Last summer, I was out in the cul de sac in front of my house when one of my attractive neighbors pulled up and told me how great she thought my legs looked. The cute woman I was talking to at the time agreed. In unison, the two women, obviously intrigued by my tanned and shaved calves and quads, eyed me longingly.....|
Sep 26, 2003 9:38 AM
|One time I was hanging out with a bunch of supermodels, when a nearby bush burst into flames. Then, a deep, booming voice eminated from the bush and it said "those tanned and shaved calves and quads are pretty hot." I got a grin from ear to ear. The women all nodded in agreement. Then the fire went out, and I went back to hitting on the supermodels.|
Sep 26, 2003 11:14 AM
|So you're saying God is gay?|
Sep 26, 2003 11:42 AM
|My goodness...what if God is black also. Blasphemy just thinking about it.|
|about a half dozen of us were warming up in a neighborhood||bill|
Sep 26, 2003 12:25 PM
|before a race. We're just noodling along, and from a porch (I never saw her; she could have been fifteen or fifty), a female voice called out, "Nice a**. Every last one of you."
That was cool.