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when you hear dog's tail mingling in front wheel at 25mph(4 posts)

when you hear dog's tail mingling in front wheel at 25mphcyclopathic
Sep 22, 2003 8:16 AM
you grab brakes, yell at dog and think:
- this cannot be happening
- get out of my way
- am I gonna go over bars?
- sh!t sh!t sh!t sh!t
- all of the above?
easy...funknuggets
Sep 22, 2003 8:24 AM
Well if the dogs tail is in my front wheel going 25mph, then I...

1. Slow down, if the dog is in front of me running at 25mph...then let him run whereever the heck it is he is trying to go...

2. Laugh uncontrollably because I know that Ksyriums going 25mph will easily chop off dogs tails.

3. sh!t sh!t sh!t sh!t
LOL! my thoughts exactlyET
Sep 22, 2003 8:35 AM
But you might need one more "sh!t" to make it a haiku. :-)
re: when you hear dog's tail mingling in front wheel at 25mphwitcomb
Sep 22, 2003 9:25 AM
Just be glad it ain't a pile of horse sh!t, which you must avoid with a car attempting to pass you. Here's the math, you have 1 foot of room on the road between the car and the curb. now the obstacle is approxically 11 inches in diameter, that means ....

sh!t sh!t sh!t

So, be glad it was only a dog.