|what animal do you feel like when riding?||ishmael|
Aug 27, 2003 12:14 PM
|I feel like a human with a metal stick up my ass. No, I've changed sexes and now I'm this sleak, slinky, female that now gets to show off her dazzling legs. My legs are HUUUUGGGE. I'm the hulk from the waist down and just a little dancer above. I'm so pretty. No one knows the huge forces I hold beneath my pants!|
|somebody help me. i can't stop feeding Ishy. nm||JS Haiku Shop|
Aug 27, 2003 12:17 PM
|Whatever it is, it's REAL||Spoiler|
Aug 27, 2003 2:41 PM
|This beats fatboy by a mile. They're not even in the same league.|
|Dude! Are you sharing?||gtscottie|
Aug 27, 2003 12:24 PM
|Those have got to be some kind of good drugs man.|
|Yes it is true. I am not bragging.||ishmael|
Aug 27, 2003 12:34 PM
|But I have been smoking marijuana. I have slight shame. I should be doing something. NO I should be in bed cause I was out late riding around smoking then too. And it doesnt help me sleep. Can could the three hours till it's possible. Like speed. Not that I'm a big drug user. Atleast not others. But lately I've been smoking. Hadn't in years. The funny thing is the weed isn't mine, it's actualy my mom's and she could've killed my throughtout my entire childhood for "taking drugs". Just weed, pot, dope, green, smoke, buds. All those words sound bad except buds, that's what we always called it. And now that I'm finally racing this year. Twice a year I race, once cause it's a five minute ride away and once cause it's the race I get myself all syched to do. Millionaires Row. But now I'm drinking, smoking buds and cigarettes, and stuff. But I'll still kick all their asses.
So my mom asked me to get it for her friend. Crazy. And then she never picked it up and it's been two months. And now it's gone. Today. Clean living from now on. Ofcourse I had to test it, so I light it up right in front of my mom, and she freaked out! and I thought it was a riot. i bought a nickle bag on the street and wouldn't even dig it out of my trash for a month. But this stuff is the smoothness.
|Continue the couragous cruise.||Spoiler|
Aug 27, 2003 2:17 PM
|Have you considered sampling the wonderful world of disassociatives? PCP, DXM, etc? Robotrippin? Tossin' da Tussin? They'll snap you out of any funk.
Extract enough dextromethorphan, and you wouldn't even feel a real steel rod up her hynee.
Maybe someone "Slipped ya a Mickey."
|3 day old road kill usually. nm||MB1|
Aug 27, 2003 1:35 PM
|a rocket powered kiwi (nm)||sievers11|
Aug 27, 2003 1:40 PM
|gerbil. post-extraction. nm.||Sao|
Aug 27, 2003 4:09 PM