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Redux: "The final word on team clothing, kits, and the like"(3 posts)

Redux: "The final word on team clothing, kits, and the like"aliensporebomb
Aug 24, 2003 7:55 AM
Here's the real rules:

-Men, no wearing women's team kits.

-If you have to have your name on the top tube for anti-theft purposes have it STAMPED into the metal.

-If you have to use a visor, make it be transparent plastic
so you can see thru it (sort of defeats the purpose since
then the sun will get you easily).

-If you have to use a Camelbak, make sure it came from an
actual Camel rather than one of those synthetic fabrics.

-No high-heels with clipless pedals, ladies.

-Owners of LOOK brand equipment need to place the word
"Don't" before the brand name using a Dymo label maker.

-Official bike of the US Postal team for next year will be
100% correct replicas of the bike Pee Wee Herman rode in
the "Big Adventure" film. It's uncool to wear full team
kit while riding one if you're not on the team.
Get off the stage, you suck.Leonnard
Aug 24, 2003 8:02 AM
When your momma said you were funny, she was lieing.
LOOK owners....orange_julius
Aug 24, 2003 8:12 AM
Will it be OK if we put "out" after the brand name instead?