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Lance drives a SUV - article within(13 posts)

Lance drives a SUV - article withinMudman
Aug 15, 2003 7:44 AM
Subaru might not be happy about that (nm)geeker
Aug 15, 2003 7:52 AM
I'm sure they gave him a Baha or two as wellColnagoFE
Aug 15, 2003 8:24 AM
not like lance only has one car.
duh, he's from Texassievers11
Aug 15, 2003 7:56 AM
duh, he's from Texas...what do you expect him to drive a little grily Subaru? He might get a big paycheck from Subaru, but he would get laughed out of Austin in a compact car. Any of you been to is freaking huge, you need a big cruzer to get around, no little curvy euro roads here...excess it all the rage.
given that , he should be driving a huge pick-up with a..._rt_
Aug 15, 2003 8:24 AM
gun rack in the back window and a 6-pack on the passenger's seat. not some yuppie, girlie SUV.


dude, he is -- an SUV is just a pick-up with a tin wrapper ...BergMann
Aug 15, 2003 8:42 AM
and both function equally well as penis-prostheses...
yes, but does he have the gun rack & 6-pack?_rt_
Aug 15, 2003 12:24 PM
this differentiates the pseudo from the real rednecks.......that and one of those corregated metal tool boxes in the bed of the truck. ;-)

and some of those mirrored girl mudflaps (nm)ColnagoFE
Aug 15, 2003 12:30 PM
He thinks Foo Fighters and Chili Peppers are heavy?lemmy999
Aug 15, 2003 10:50 AM
Listening to music like that I figured he would drive a pink Mary Kay Miata.
he's a tri geek from texas. what did you expect? nmJS Haiku Shop
Aug 15, 2003 10:52 AM
Suburban is the national car of Texas;Leroy
Aug 15, 2003 11:15 AM
The national truck is, of course, the Ford F series.
Yeah Right, that TREK is a 1999 model - so the Chevy is too....african
Aug 15, 2003 1:13 PM
that means this: He no longer rides a 99 Trek - he no longer drives a chevy suburban.

He rides a 2004 trek and he drives a "subaru" (said very quickly with an oriental accent).

But then again I heard of a guy who works for coke a cola drinking a pepsi and got fired - so with that in mind and millions of $$$ for Lance would he really drive a different car than the one he advertises, I think not. I mean that is like Lance showing up on a Cannondale BBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWW Not going to happen.
re: Now for the Truth.....teoteoteo
Aug 15, 2003 4:52 PM
Lance still owns this Suburban BUT it is in the hands of his personal assistant who now follows Lance on training rides--as a matter of fact I saw this very Suburban yesterday. After the Suburu deal was signed LA was provided a new car as a follow vehicle, a full pimped Outback that will be used.