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Are we cyclists or spineless jellyfish?(6 posts)

Are we cyclists or spineless jellyfish?Spoiler
Aug 10, 2003 2:49 PM
I sit on my gel saddle, wearing my gel-filled chamois bibs, holding my gel handlebar tape in the gel-filled palms of my gloves.

My shoes have gel-filled innersoles. I'm going to find some gel tires to go with my slime-filled tubes. I put these on my carbon bike with my carbon seatpost and carbon fork with carbon spoked wheels.
I can't feel a damn thing.

I'm not even sure I'm actually moving.

I just kind of "ooze" down the road like some lycra-clad, rolling loogie.
don't forget the Chamois Butt'r and Motrin! nmDougSloan
Aug 10, 2003 3:14 PM
found two more essential pieces of gel equipmentSpoiler
Aug 10, 2003 4:49 PM
http://www.performancebike.com/shop/Profile.cfm?SKU=14892

why should you be comfortable while your waterbottle suffers?

http://www.performancebike.com/shop/Profile.cfm?SKU=15265

and when you run out of water, the great taste of gel will keep you going for miles.
Can't forgetAtombomber
Aug 10, 2003 8:46 PM
Power Gels and HRM transmitting gel. For the vain cyclists, there is the hair styling gel. How 'bout some jelly on your bagel before a ride?
Hilarious! nmmainframe
Aug 11, 2003 5:27 AM
lol, that's funny. ............................nmrwbadley
Aug 11, 2003 6:36 AM