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helllooooo you SEXY beast!(27 posts)

helllooooo you SEXY beast!JS Haiku Shop
Aug 8, 2003 9:52 AM
you're just my size, too
alas, i have no money
or you would be mine


no affiliation.
J, you're a hootKristin
Aug 8, 2003 9:59 AM
You make me laugh. Hey. It looks like I will triple my monthly miles today and will do so with just one gear. You don't think that's too much too fast, do you? ;-)
if that was my trusty steed, you would not talk to meJS Haiku Shop
Aug 8, 2003 10:09 AM
none of you would be worthy. NOT WORTHY!

i'll bet i could even smoke the 3 mile tt on that luscious hunk of steel. aarontoy? aarontoy who?

you'll be calling me Mr. J.

not to my face, of course, because you would not be worthy.

damn, just look at that piece of art.

So Haiku, do you like the bike? (nm)Spoke Wrench
Aug 8, 2003 10:17 AM
words cannot express my longing. it's cosmically unfair. nmJS Haiku Shop
Aug 8, 2003 11:15 AM
ode to Eddy Merckx Caloi TT bike (haiku)JS Haiku Shop
Aug 8, 2003 10:23 AM
dear caloi merckx bike
you are so be-yoo...tiful
with your red, white, blue

some may criticize
wheel circumference difference
I say "delicious"

not sure 'bout seatpost
seems to be you call out for...
vintage campy pin

your deep cowhorn bars,
cry out to my soul, and LOUD!
those nice lines, 'nuff said

sensible eight speed
and that carrot-chopper wheel
motorola, oh!

though auction open
eddy, miss you already
as i cannot bid

feedback fifty six
left one days twenty two hours
you've won my heart, bike

break your earthly bounds
oh caloi by eddy merckx
and come home to J
how do I love thee?JS Haiku Shop
Aug 8, 2003 10:44 AM
bike: heart, filled, joy, thought
of you hanging in the shop
giddy at idea

on thursday night rides
tho they would all stare and point
worthy they are not

for when ride begins
into distance disappear
Caloi Eddy, J

fated, though i'm broke
too many irons in the fire
many frames to dress

gladly give one up
for this nineties "crotch rocket"
(excuse the image)

which one? i struggle.
years now, building up stable
none can sacrifice

for your affections
oh bike, gladly would i turn
to dark life of crime

your forward profile
long, tall, lean, SEXY! you beast!
wind? knife through butter.

it must not be good
pining like this for "object"
Caloi Eddy Merckx

and yet, no restraint
to atlanta i may drive
lib'ration awaits

ah! you have decals
"merckx" on fork blades, and elsewhere
you were made for me!

these rough last few months
all the praying to bike gods
brought you to ebay

of man who invented bikes
Caloi Eddy Merckx

tonight, no sleep I
i'll give you good home!

like a lost spaniel
find way to J's shop post haste
we will reunite

Caloi Eddy Merckx
if loving you is wrong, I
don't wanna be right
Aug 8, 2003 10:58 AM
You must take out a loan, sell a car, sell your TV, something, anything, you obviously need to get that bike.

The Empty Wrapper
i'm afraid this can only end in heartbreak. nmJS Haiku Shop
Aug 8, 2003 11:12 AM
Doesn't he have a childKristin
Aug 8, 2003 11:20 AM
He can fetch a good price for the kid and save lots on the back end which would more than compensate for the bike.
your words like fire, evil temptress! be gone! nmJS Haiku Shop
Aug 8, 2003 11:21 AM
he takes my teenager, I'll buy him the bike...........nmDave Hickey
Aug 8, 2003 11:22 AM
do your worst, Hickey. i have a toolshed and duct tape. nmJS Haiku Shop
Aug 8, 2003 11:24 AM
been there, done that. need something stronger.... nmDave Hickey
Aug 8, 2003 11:32 AM
i'm glad we can share this momentJS Haiku Shop
Aug 8, 2003 10:55 AM
as the days grow short
we will ride into the dusk
headlight on cowhorns

when leaves, colors change-
enjoy aero position
and fall scenery

when daylight away
sleep in living room would you
for viewing pleasure

fifty three, thirt'nine
all eight cogs degrease with joy
new bar tape for you

cables, housing too
thorough cleaning, simple green
then, lemon pledge coat

your blue never so-
blue as the belgian ocean (?)
like a new frame, be

wet-n-wild nail red
shiny in sunlight and moon
glistening Caloi

whites white, brights brighter
and your metal parts, all buff'd
white bar tape, like fog

as today leave work
about you all weekend think
then, when monday comes

must not check auction
Caloi Eddy Merckx, long gone
undeserving home

Lovely 'Ku J ........................................................ nmrwbadley
Aug 8, 2003 3:51 PM
I'll make you a deal........Dave Hickey
Aug 8, 2003 11:01 AM
You buy the Merckx and I'll bring my funny bike(650f,700r) to the MS ride in September. We could do 150 miles on funny TT bikes. Looking at that auction, it ends Sunday at 12:00pm. Not a lot of bidders on Ebay at noon on Sundays. I'll bet you could get it for a good price.
evil Dave Hickey, you taunt me with your avant garde wheels! nmJS Haiku Shop
Aug 8, 2003 11:14 AM
What ever it takes. Sooo, Monday, JS will post his new bike?nmDave Hickey
Aug 8, 2003 11:19 AM
never has a poet felt such love, and pain. the pain! nmJS Haiku Shop
Aug 8, 2003 11:17 AM
ps. i'll never love again. never. nmJS Haiku Shop
Aug 8, 2003 11:19 AM
goodbye most cruel board!JS Haiku Shop
Aug 8, 2003 11:38 AM
now i away to the recreation center where i shall tape a picture of that sensuous caloi on the treadmill and run like the wind. but no screaming stumps or endorphonic chamber music will ever ease my mind of the call of Caloi Eddy Merckx Time Trial Bike.

a wise man once told me, "it's better to have loved a caloi eddy merckx while unable to bid, than never to have loved at all." i'm not so sure. not so sure.

what injustice!
Caloi Eddy Merckx HaikupedalAZ
Aug 8, 2003 12:09 PM
Oyez, boy from JS Haiku Shop
Your Japanese poetry must stop
If you can't make it rhyme
Don't waste my time
Caloi Eddy Merckx, my bid's on top

By the way, I'm the man from Nantucket.
nice workSpoiler
Aug 8, 2003 12:27 PM
Chainstays are red
fork blades are blue
If I had the scratch,
I'd out-bid all of you.
Jeez! Go sell some blood or something!PaulCL
Aug 8, 2003 4:25 PM
You gotta have some crap lying in the basement to sell on Ebay. Or max out the credit card.

Funny...I've never felt such lust for a bike...Yasmine Bleeth or Michelle Pfieffer, yes...but not such carnal lust for a piece of metal and rubber...OK...maybe the rubber...hmmm...
re: helllooooo you SEXY beast!TheJoker
Aug 8, 2003 1:10 PM
It's not that nice
None of the colours match
I'd rather get my hands on..
..Kylie Minogue's snatch

[not very aero for a tt bike]
re: helllooooo you SEXY beast!CarbonJoe
Aug 8, 2003 4:34 PM
Give me HED.
'till I'm dead
What he said.