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The Nearly Friday Poll: Underwear(20 posts)

The Nearly Friday Poll: Underwearrollo tommassi
Aug 7, 2003 1:38 PM
So, you've ridden to work, and you forgot your underwear! What do you choose to do:

#1: Pull pants on over shorts, wear wet chamois for next 8 hours.

#2: Casual day, no pants required - wear wet chamois for next 8 hours.

#3: Borrow pants from co-worker.

#4: Borrow underwear from co-worker.

#5: Ride back home, get underwear, ride back to work.

#6: Ride to Wal-Mart, buy 10-pack of underwear, wear one pair, keep nine in desk drawer for the next time.

#7: Rub crotch raw by not wearing under pants at all.
easy choice...Akirasho
Aug 7, 2003 1:48 PM
... I generally go commando anywho... in fact, at my Niece's wedding last Saturday, I had to buy undies (didn't pack any) before walking her down the aisle...

(before anyone gets an attitude... remember, that underwear as we know it today is a relatively new invention (probably moreso a marketing scheme (the most successful in history being one word on your shampoo bottle (repeat) than a necessity... we've simply gotten into the cultural habit of wearing 'em)... and in days gone by, it was common to leave your "mark" on clothing.)

Be the bike.
re: The Nearly Friday Poll: UnderwearLactateIntolerant
Aug 7, 2003 1:50 PM
Commando. BTW, where do you work that co-workers have extra underwear?
Isn't borrowing underwear like buying used shorts . . .ms
Aug 7, 2003 1:56 PM
Remember that thread? I say commando, too. BTW: Been there, done that.
#8: Ditch work and ride, ride, ride.... (nm)txcross
Aug 7, 2003 1:53 PM
freeball it baby! (nm)ColnagoFE
Aug 7, 2003 1:55 PM
this is an opportunitymarcoxxx
Aug 7, 2003 2:01 PM
ask a really hot babe co-worker, if you can borrow her underwear, if she is wearing any that is. Would think this would impress the female lender or she may just think you are really preverted.....but take the chance! ha!

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Ask boss(in front of coworkers)for a pair of his adult diapersSpoiler
Aug 7, 2003 2:07 PM
nm
re: The Nearly Friday Poll: UnderwearFender
Aug 7, 2003 2:24 PM
been there! went with option A, and only because there where no hot female co-workers who I could ask for there panties.

another time I forgot my socks. So I walked around the office wearing red, white and blue Ellsworth socks that really matched my tan Bill Bass shoes.
re: The Nearly Friday Poll: Underweardumbquestion
Aug 7, 2003 2:39 PM
"Jerry....I'M OUT THERE....AND LOVING IT"
go commando!mohair_chair
Aug 7, 2003 3:31 PM
What is the problem? No one will even know unless you tell them, and most people could care less, unless you are a hot babe with legs up to....

Where was I?

Whenever I get saddle sores, I go commando because it really helps them heal faster. Nobody knows except me. I like it, and sometimes when I don't have saddle sores I do it. It's kind of fun and sexy if you let it be.

How the hell do you rub your crotch raw? Are you a cowboy?
Isn't Rollo a chick?53T
Aug 7, 2003 4:02 PM
Do chicks even wear underwear anymore? I was just flipping through Vouge and I didn't see any evidence that chicks wear that kind of stuff.
That's right...very funny now...biknben
Aug 8, 2003 6:10 AM
I had forgotten Rollo is female. Rereading the responses is really funny now. :-)

"FreeBalling"???
"Ask a hot co-worker if you can wear hers"???

LOL
wow, my mistakemohair_chair
Aug 8, 2003 6:24 AM
Sorry about the cowboy remark. I should have said cowgirl. I still don't understand how you rub your crotch raw without underwear.

I would definitely go commando if I were a girl, but then I'd probably only date fat ugly slobs if I were a girl, so don't listen to me. I'd probably be on my sixth marriage and have eighteen kids, none of which want anything to do with me. If I were a girl, that is.
ROLLO IS A GIRL!! (in singsong)rollo tommassi
Aug 8, 2003 7:10 AM
Na na na na NA na!! ;) love you guys!
Cowguygirl, whatever - it's the center seam that sucks!!

You all have given me the biggest laugh ever....thanks for starting my Friday morning off with something I can't share or explain with my office mates.

In regards to the question "where do you work where you can borrow underwear", well, I work in the theater, so I have an extremely helpful Costume Shop down the hall. While I haven't had to borrow underwear, I have had to pull shoes from storage when I forgot to bring them to work; repair jerseys and skinsuits after race crashes; glue my northwaves back together (Barge Cement, there is no substitute); borrow sweatpants and shirt when everything in courier bag got soaking wet in Epic Deluge on way to work, including underwear, and waited 50minutes dryer backstage to dry my clothes...
Answer to your question: No, they pretty much all wear...Fez
Aug 8, 2003 9:28 AM
thongs now. Its pretty freaky being in line for something and seeing girls in front in really tight pants and you can see the thong line right thru the crack.
Isn't Rollo a chick?lemmy999
Aug 8, 2003 1:27 PM
I would say most hot women don't wear underwear or wear thongs.
She's girlKristin
Aug 7, 2003 6:40 PM
I would go buy myself something to get me by. Thankfully, we have a gym at my office and I can store a few items in the locker room. I keep a couple pair of undergarments & nylons, some deoderant, a hair brush...anything that would be bad if I forget it.
re: The Nearly Friday Poll: Underwearmaximum15
Aug 7, 2003 6:35 PM
Underwear is only required for trips to the doctor.
#8: no pants, no underweartarwheel
Aug 8, 2003 5:35 AM
Advantage -- you'll have all the time in the world for riding after you get fired.