|Anyone see Lance on Letterman last nite? (Plus top ten list)||loki_1|
Jul 29, 2003 6:46 AM
|He looked a little bloated. Perhaps he stole Tyler's cheeseburgers.
Top Ten Perks of Winning The Tour De France
10. Lifetime supply of bearnaise sauce
9. Great discounts on handlebar streamers
8. This week, "Crepes Suzette" changed to "Crepes Lance"
7. You get first pick of the stationary bicycles at participating health clubs
6. Invitation to Men's Wearhouse summer sale: "Tour De Pants"
5. Congratulatory phone call form Gerard Depardieu
4. Really cool icebreaker for your bicycle messenger job interview
3. By pure luck, you're in the public eye right when Liza's available again
2. You can become the most famous cyclist since...uh...you know -- that other guy
1. The French dislike you slightly less than other Americans
|I like 4, 2, and 1 (especially 1) ;-) nm||DougSloan|
Jul 29, 2003 6:54 AM