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Rumsas: Pulitzer prizeworthy!(2 posts)

Rumsas: Pulitzer prizeworthy!BergMann
Jun 14, 2003 1:19 PM
Have y'all seen Rumsas' most recent, brilliant conspiracy theory? It's the best cycling narrative I've read in years. This time it isn't his Mom and his wife trying to do him in, it is his _own team_!

Yes, Mr. Integrity suspects that Lampre wants to get rid of him quietly, so they've doped him without his knowledge during the Giro.

This way Lampre will achieve its season objective of having its best rider in the Giro DQed, and will garner all sorts of positive press for its managment and sponsors!

Heck with cycling, someone get this man a book deal!

Here's the first chapter:
re: Rumsas: Pulitzer prizeworthy!spockie
Jun 14, 2003 3:16 PM
Gentlemen and Ladies,
I would like to welcome my new 16.8 pound bundle of joy. Direct from my LBS where it was born. It has Cosmic Carbone wheels, Colnago carbon seat post, full Campy Record Gruppo, Deda Mag 00 stem + Deda Spectrum handlebar, Profile Carbon Stryke aerobar and Sella Italia Aspide seat.Also on it are the carbon Record cranks and Zip carbon water bottle cages. The tires are Continental Force tires. Drooling is allowed