|Does a girl become HOTTER once you find out she rides?||chopper|
May 21, 2003 10:09 AM
|I was in Vegas this weekend partying at a club and I met this super hot girl and we were talking for a while and eventually she asked me about what I like to do. Naturally, I told her I like to road bike, and apparently she's a psychic because she said she knew I was a roadie. Then she drops the bomb and tells me she has a Bottechia that she just upgraded to STI. She couldn't tell from my exterior but internally all my synapses were firing.
This girl didn't need any help to be hot but this nevertheless did something for me. So I ask you does a girl become hotter once you find out she rides?
May 21, 2003 10:17 AM
|And if she is a licensed racer or ultra rider, she's a goddess. Throw in the ability to tune a derailleur or build a wheel, and you have a perfect 10.
|and if I am drinking she gets hotter and hotter and .........nm||african|
May 21, 2003 11:44 AM
|If she does anything in common she's hotter||fracisco|
May 21, 2003 10:19 AM
|Riding, surfing, cooking, whatever....|
May 21, 2003 10:21 AM
|Lots of hookers in Vegas, although they don't walk the streets and actually look like normal hot girls. She could have just read you like a book.
My friend went there and he couldn't believe how much attention the girls were giving him at the clubs and the casinos. He really thought his luck was great. After about 5-10 minutes they all wanted to have sex with him. For a price, unfortunately.
He thought he was getting good at spotting the pros, so he found a hot and intelligent looking girl who didn't look like a hooker and they ended up having a few drinks. And then, bam, she propositions sex for $$$. He just gave up on the women after that.
If you banged her and didn't have to pay cash for it, then more power to you.
|Hookers drop words like "Botecchia"? n/m||fracisco|
May 21, 2003 10:23 AM
May 21, 2003 10:34 AM
|If they have banged a lot of cyclists.|
May 21, 2003 10:41 AM
|I'm sure the next question would be "Do you want to go for a ride?"|
|brilliant LOL nm||african|
May 21, 2003 11:45 AM
|nomination for best phrase of the year||JS Haiku Shop|
May 21, 2003 10:32 AM
|WELL DONE! I hereby nominate Fez for poster of the #1 RBR phrase of the year. Please don't shoot the messenger, people.
"If you banged her and didn't have to pay cash for it, then more power to you."
matter of fact, i have an associate who's quite versed in buzzwords.
she'll start sly & tactful smalltalk and follow the conversation *generally* anywhere it's led by the participant. so long as specifics are avoided, she sounds like an expert on many things. she's actually expert at changing the subject.
buzzwords can be had by picking up any issue of any related magazine. a bottechia and STI, i believe, were mentioned in a recent Bicycling magazine, which can be had at virtually any bookstore, convenience store, hotel, or airport vendor.
|so, what questions would nail her down and expose the truth?||DougSloan|
May 21, 2003 10:35 AM
|What do you ride?|
|somebody needs to moderate you, sir||JS Haiku Shop|
May 21, 2003 10:40 AM
|nail her down?
what do you ride?
|innuendo always welcome nm||DougSloan|
May 21, 2003 10:50 AM
|Trust me, she was no hooker...........................nm||chopper|
May 21, 2003 11:14 AM
|That's what Artie from the Howard Stern show said||purplepaul|
May 21, 2003 11:26 AM
|Until she asked for $500 AFTER he banged her.|
|You buy one drink for her, she is a ho......nm||african|
May 21, 2003 11:47 AM
|and you know this because . . .||bill|
May 21, 2003 11:30 AM
|even after she took your money she wouldn't do you?|
|So you mean to tell me you can't tell the difference between||chopper|
May 21, 2003 11:51 AM
|a hot girl talking to you and a hooker? Is that because you've never had hot girls talk to you before? Are insecure? Do you put out vibes that say you need to pay for it? I know I don't.|
|methinks the john doth protest too much . . . nm||bill|
May 21, 2003 12:03 PM
|Schwing! You two can shave each other's legs (nm)||moo2|
May 21, 2003 10:22 AM
|Shouldn't this be flipped over to the double entendre board?? nm||128|
May 21, 2003 10:25 AM
|LOL And someone said this board was getting boring!! nm||Rich_Racer|
May 21, 2003 10:28 AM
|Only if she can clear her nose without hitting anybody.||MR_GRUMPY|
May 21, 2003 10:31 AM
|Of course, it doesn't count if she does it while she is walking around.(Only on the bike)|
|I thought the goal *was* to hit someone? nm||DougSloan|
May 21, 2003 10:37 AM
|Only if they are not a friend||MR_GRUMPY|
May 21, 2003 10:44 AM
|Then you say " sorry about that"|
|I thought the goal *was* to hit someone? nm||Fender|
May 21, 2003 10:45 AM
|Only when your racing!|
|Or when you're riding with people, you don't like.. nm||MR_GRUMPY|
May 21, 2003 10:58 AM
|Well, I've been out of the game for a while...||brider|
May 21, 2003 10:44 AM
|...but if I WERE in the hunt, I'm sure she would. That whole idea of shared activities, 14% club, etc.|
|does she have a sister?||mohair_chair|
May 21, 2003 10:48 AM
|You know what the answer is! OF COURSE!
Any girl who shares a passion of yours is definitely hotter. It goes without saying. If that passion is cycling, you must marry her.
|twilight zone ending, I'm afraid||DougSloan|
May 21, 2003 10:54 AM
|I always suspected that if I married someone because she was a hot cyclist, the day after the wedding she'd get a knee injury that would keep her from riding forever and cause her to hate cycling. I think that's the way the karma works.
|is your name Job?||mohair_chair|
May 21, 2003 11:08 AM
|Only a cruel God could do that!
Even if she gave up cycling the day after the wedding, you'd still be ahead, because she would at least understand your passion for it. She might not like it anymore, but she would understand, and that makes all the difference in the world. I'm sure you could talk her into crewing your race!
Besides, she doesn't need a knee. You can always get one of those bikes you pedal with your hands.
|I wasn't going to say anything but now this subject has been bro||abicirider|
May 21, 2003 10:51 AM
|I wanted to post a post about the following but felt it was not in good taste but now the subject has been brought up.
I get the Bicycle Retailer and industry news magazine mailing. I always look in the back at the job classified ads anyways this last month they added a new feature to the classifieds a personal section. I was really surprised by the amount ao women posting looking for guys, But this one was the best I have to share it with you guys gals who ever maybe its just me but I was rolling laughing here goes:
I'm a young 5'4" wrench who loves to ride-road or dirt. Educated, articulated. Seeks meaningful e-mail correspondence before reaming any headtubes.
Anyways that last sentence was a hoot. and the thing this must be for real as the cost is $20.00 per ad.
Well glad I got to share this hope you guys get a laugh.
Be safe Out On The Roads!!!!!!!
|but now this subject has been brought up...||Fredrico|
May 21, 2003 11:30 AM
|What's her e-mail? I don't think my head tube has ever been reamed. "Articulated?" In what way, the cycling posture? Oh, I get it, it means articulate, the ability to use words with precision. Forget about seat tubes.|
|Your post had a typo...||Fez|
May 21, 2003 11:50 AM
|Was it wrench or wench?|
|A wench is a drunken wrench! (nm)||Fredrico|
May 23, 2003 12:28 PM
May 21, 2003 11:09 AM
|I must have gotten beaten by the ugly stick then because I ride road and mtn bikes, race only road. I'm blond, female, and have a heartbeat yet I still seem to be single. Care to explain that one?|
May 21, 2003 11:15 AM
|Well, you are probably well aware that all male cyclists are total egocentric social morons, right? Yes, we all think you are hot, but we are too dorky to ask you out.
|umm, because roadies are geeks?||bill|
May 21, 2003 11:16 AM
|They (we) are, you know.|
|Speak for yourselves.||OldEdScott|
May 21, 2003 11:19 AM
|I'm the soul of elegant sophistication. Listen:
Ah, Katie. You MUST come visit me. I'd like for my roses to see you.
See? Roadies, older roadies, can manage to get off an undorky line now and then, in the presence of The Female.
|sure -- on the internet, geek boy nm||DougSloan|
May 21, 2003 11:21 AM
May 21, 2003 11:22 AM
|I'd like for my roses to see you? how geeky is that?||rwbadley|
May 21, 2003 12:28 PM
|That one will get you locked up for sure.
I enjoy the honest, direct approach: "Baby, I've got a box of condoms, wanna burn a few?"
Before getting married (many years ago) I was three sheets one night in a bar. I saw a real looker (from behind, as I had not seen her face yet) I approached her from behind, wrapped my arms gently around her waist, and said "Hope you don't mind, I couldn't resist" She laughed with the most lovely lilting voice, turned a bit, and at that point I could see.... she was indeed gorgeous. I was too drunk to know she was 'out of my league'. We ended up dating for a time...mmmm memories....
|Priorities and choices I think racing is your first priority....||abicirider|
May 21, 2003 11:20 AM
|From reading your past tense I think racing and riding is your # 1 priority and thats your choice . I sure if you wanted to you could end the single life. Like me I'm 40 divorced no kids and have kno desire to be remarried my marriage is to my racing and riding but that is my priority and choice.
Hope you are all healed from the pavement surfing in the greenville training series, best of luck to you the rest of the year.
Be Safe Out On The Roads!!!!!!
|Priorities and choices I think racing is your first priority....||katie1|
May 21, 2003 11:31 AM
|Yes and no. My priority is riding but I think I should be able to find a decent guy with similar goals. Perhaps, I'm expecting too much.
I'm all healed and back to racing from my adventure. Thanks for asking.
|what are you doing tonight? nm||mohair_chair|
May 21, 2003 11:26 AM
|what are you doing tonight?||katie1|
May 21, 2003 11:38 AM
|Riding in the rain because I have nothing else to do. :(|
|that might be your problem!||mohair_chair|
May 21, 2003 11:57 AM
|No one wants to ride in the rain! Pack your bike, put on your best dress, and get yourself on a plane bound for San Jose. The riding is great and there's no rain here. It's at least 80 degrees right now. Plus, the man/woman ratio is heavily skewed towards men! You should have no trouble out here. But look me up first!|
|I'm gonna cock-block ya!!! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha nm||eschelon|
May 21, 2003 12:30 PM
|mom must be so proud nm||mohair_chair|
May 21, 2003 1:48 PM
May 21, 2003 11:44 AM
|Men like women who ride bikes, only if they are faster and stronger than them. If the woman ends up stronger than the man, he starts to suffer problems. In technical terms, I believe it is called "Shrinkage."|
|This male disagrees with you. I always thought that a woman||bill|
May 21, 2003 11:53 AM
|in my club was cute, but, you know, cute and $.50 gets you a ride on the bus. Anyway, she worked hard over the winter, and she started kicking my a**. I am happily married and all that, but I developed quite a crush.
Nothing makes a woman sexier than competence. Which does not, unfortunately, make all competent women sexy, because they have to be fun and tolerant and warm and stuff, too, but if they have a little going for them, nothing finishes the package like competence.
May 21, 2003 11:47 AM
|Well, you may be dropping potential significant others on the hills, or riding with the wrong men, or very competitive--which eliminates all but the most masochistic wimps.
Never say die! (Got a pix?)
May 21, 2003 12:32 PM
|I have been known to drop some of the boys but there are plenty faster than me. Too competitive? Hmm, I'll have to think about that one...maybe.|
|to thine own self be true . . .||bill|
May 21, 2003 12:53 PM
|The one thing that realio, trulio makes anyone sexy is being yourself. Women get that so wrong about men. DO NOT, repeat, DO NOT change your behavior to suit some idea of what you think men want. It's not only wrong for you, it's a bad strategy.
Now, changing your attitude is a little different story. I don't know what you mean by being "too competitive," but the selfsame self-absorbed b/s that can translate as competitiveness is no more appealing in women than it is in men.
If you're having fun, and open to someone else's sharing your fun, it'll happen. I promise.
|A/S/L? And frame size? n/m||fracisco|
May 21, 2003 11:59 AM
|you're probably too hot||gregario|
May 21, 2003 12:45 PM
|Guys don't ask out the really hot girls. We think they're either A. already involved or B. out of our league|
|You're wrong (nm)||katie1|
May 21, 2003 2:18 PM
|just spotted the problem||DougSloan|
May 21, 2003 2:38 PM
|Never, ever, tell a guy he's wrong. That must be the problem. ;-)
|Post a pic||brider|
May 21, 2003 1:04 PM
|We'll let you know about the ugly stick thing.|
|Nah! I'm a misogynist. Let them stay home ...||Live Steam|
May 21, 2003 11:23 AM
|to cook and clean. Who needs them on the golf course or on a bike. We men need our space! :O) Bong!!! Ouch!! That frying pan hurt! I was just talkin' with the guys!|
|SWM seeks SF.||Dave Hickey|
May 21, 2003 11:47 AM
|Race,looks,weight, and religion not important. Must be 5'7" and rides a LOOK KG486 with full Record 10 speed. I'm only interested in someone who likes to share.
Please include picture of bike.
|Yah, I could just see the singles ads now...||funknuggets|
May 21, 2003 1:41 PM
|SWM, 31 svelt 5'9" 171lbs with smooth legs and interesting tan and potential impotence seeks Female with similar interests to enjoy Endurox and/or Accelerade in front of the fire. Must enjoy old race footage and not expect any commitments on the weekends or any weekday after work until dark. Must be financially sound, and preferrably insanely generous when it comes to gift-giving on birthdays, holidays, and assorted anniversaries (Catalogs provide the catalogs). Must be attracted to the smell of degreaser.|
May 21, 2003 1:55 PM
|I meant (Catalogs will be provided)|
May 21, 2003 2:12 PM
|MMM (middle-aged married male) seeks obsessive talented female cyclist for fantasy relationship, no physical contact except an occasional tire bump intended; must have own racing bike, Campy preferred, and appear to be interested in droning monologues about my recent SRP bolt purchases and new Computrainer course designs; would offer to fix bikes on occasion, assuming wife does not become jealous and you can tolerate the sound of a screaming baby in the garage while you wait; if interested, meet me at the usual spot for a century ride Saturday morning, and be prepared to pull most of the way.|
|That would be my dream man!||katie1|
May 21, 2003 2:22 PM
|Except I think accelerade is disgusting! Endurox really isn't much better but at least you can drink it cold.|
|don't forget to add A$$ boils and helmet Stank! -nm||filtersweep|
May 21, 2003 4:41 PM
May 21, 2003 12:08 PM
|I've been out of the hunt a while, but when I was in it, women definitely looked hotter riding, running, or playing tennis. I found this, unlike dancing, had little or no correlation to actual heat. If you want real heat, look for uninhibited, even if they're untalented, dancers!|
|Now that we've established the answer...(thanks!)||PseuZQ|
May 21, 2003 12:43 PM
|How can we become more approachable to our cycling brothers?
Interestingly enough, I'm pretty reserved in day-to-day life. But if I'm on a bike, and you're on a bike, and you say hi to me, then I'm very outgoing. Yak yak yak...
Some (not all!!) guy cyclists do tend to be a little self-absorbed. Once I ran into a group having lunch at a gas station. They were doing the same century loop I was, but in the opposite direction (it was a club ride...) I said hi as I walked in and totally got the hairy eyeball. I mean, another cyclist is kinda hard to ignore in Patterson frickin' California....
Afterwards a couple of Euro randonneur(of course)dudes came up and said hi. The other guys were just...oblivious or shy or something.
|I wasn't joking when I said that roadies are geeks. It's||bill|
May 21, 2003 1:28 PM
|basically this solitary, wind and pulse pounding in the ears ("what did you say?"), pain-inducing, gear-oriented, athletic without being athletic, geeky thing. Cipo notwithstanding.
I wouldn't do a damned thing to be more attractive to your cycling brothers. Why ruin yourself for . . . for what?
If you still want to seek love and happiness among these unfortunate souls, the rules are simple. Smile. Be yourself. Speak when spoken to (or speak first, as the mood strikes), remember that to be interested is to be interesting, etc., but also remember that you are just not going to get through to some of the geeks, because they have found a sport and a community that allows them to be the sort of shy, awkward people that they are.
BTW, I consider myself a pretty normal, attractive enough guy but with a serious, who-cares-what-they-think-of-me bike geek streak. Thank god I'm married.
Oh, and BTW part deux, many of the women who ride are equally geeky (present company always excepted). With all that geekiness going on, it's a wonder there's any mating going on at all.
May 21, 2003 2:40 PM
|That's the problem! I need to find slower rides. Who can talk? Generally, I'm gasping for air trying to keep up. Seriously, I don't always like to talk when I'm riding. I use it as my down time to unplug from the world. Honestly, nothing can be more irritating than having someone constantly chattering in your ear when you just want to chill.|
|You need a recovery ride day....||sctri|
May 22, 2003 1:38 PM
|3 hours or so at a slower mixed pace,
good for the legs, and good for the convo...
|Oh, yeah! Married mine ...||Humma Hah|
May 21, 2003 2:59 PM
|When I met Nina, one of the first things I noticed was she had a bike. Went riding with her a couple of times.
Of course, after I got married, I discovered she only liked to ride about 4 days a year, 3 miles at a time, on perfect spring or fall days.
|and probably rides multi-speeds! argh! nm||DougSloan|
May 21, 2003 7:26 PM
|3-speed Higgins .... double argh! nm||Humma Hah|
May 22, 2003 4:28 AM
|You betcha!||Charlie Amerique|
May 21, 2003 5:19 PM
|Case in point:
|mixing rides and lives||bmb|
May 21, 2003 6:25 PM
|well consider this before you pine away for a girl to ride into the sunset with. If you both follow the traditional American marriage plan and have 2.4 children, and 1.5 jobs, who'll stay home with the youngun's while you and your sweetie are doing that 4 hour ride in the hills??
Maybe you'd be better off with what I've got, a mostly understanding wife who stays home while ride in the wee morning hours before tee ball and the inevitable set of family tasks.
just another point of view from a still young , married guy with 1 job, 1 wife, and 2 boys.
|Well, since I'm neither...||Charlie Amerique|
May 21, 2003 7:47 PM
|...pining away nor planning on the "traditional American marriage plan", I think I'll live with what I have now.
I already have a 10 year old, and I've had a hell of a lot more than 1.5 jobs (assuming you are speakign about "at a time"). As for staying home with the young ones, that sounds a lot like the kind of choice my ex thought had to be made. She didn't want to be the one to stay home, but she didn't want to work either.. so I got to do both.
Lucky for me I was more than willing and able to do both (with the help of my family). Now, when I have other children, they'll have a big sister to help as well as my extended family and friends. On top of that Annie and I will be able to ride alone or with friends while the other is home with the kids.
Sounds a lot less selfish than having one person do all the child rearing, eh?