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just a joke, to start the weekend in Europe....(2 posts)

just a joke, to start the weekend in Europe....morency
May 16, 2003 7:45 AM
No Speaka English

A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.

The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

"Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come once-a-more.Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come one lasta time."

"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country....we don't speak aloud in public places about our sex lives......... "

"Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella ´Mississippi'."
re: just a joke, to start the weekend in Europe....moo2
May 16, 2003 10:05 AM
Funny. I've seen it before on I think.

Here's one that was sent to my club's mailing list the other day:

Every Saturday morning Mike rides his bike. He gets up early and eager, fills up his water bottles and off he goes...all morning.
Well, one Saturday morning he gets up early, dresses quietly, gets his bottles filled and goes to the garage to load up his bike.
Opening the garage he sees rain is pouring down; it is like a torrential downpour and the wind is blowing 50 mph. He comes back into the house and turns the TV to the weather channel. He finds it's going to be bad weather all day long, so he puts his bike gear away, quietly undresses and slips back into bed.
There he cuddles up to his wife's back, now with a different anticipation, and whispers, "The weather out there is terrible." To which she sleepily replies, "Can you believe my stupid husband is out riding his bike in this