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Photo caption contest!!! (warning -- may be offensive)(51 posts)

Photo caption contest!!! (warning -- may be offensive)the bull
Apr 10, 2003 2:16 PM
Careful opening this at work... (nm)PseuZQ
Apr 10, 2003 2:30 PM
too late...PLEASE WARN US ABOUT THIS STUFF!ColnagoFE
Apr 11, 2003 6:32 AM
HR is probably on it's way down to bust me as we speak...Please give a warning that this might have adult content.
If that's adult, how do you watch network TV?jw25
Apr 11, 2003 9:29 AM
Seriously, it's suggestive, yeah, but adult? There's no nudity, no see-through tops, just a mouth on a saddle. Would it be better if it was a banana? Or a popsicle?
Granted, pornography is in the eye of the beholder, but to condemn this as adult content, and be nervous about HR, wow. I've seen worse on "Blind Date" during the afternoon.
Jerk!! That is so uncool. My boss just saw me open this.Kristin
Apr 11, 2003 10:34 AM
You are on my black list now. (Honestly, I'm not happy.)
Jerk!! That is so uncool. My boss just saw me open this.MrDan
Apr 11, 2003 11:52 AM
You can always not read this stuff during work...
you must be a goverment worker!!!the bull
Apr 11, 2003 1:43 PM
My tax dollars at work!!!While you folks sit and "work"!
And how hard were you..erm...working...when you posted this? nmKristin
Apr 11, 2003 1:46 PM
maybe I live on the east cost and get off work at 5 pmthe bull
Apr 11, 2003 1:56 PM
In fact I work on commision so even if I was at work I would not be wasting my companys money tinkering around on the net looking at bike stuff!!!!!!Maybe you the the one here doing somthing wrong huh!!!
whats amatter ?cat got your toungue or do you got ....the bull
Apr 11, 2003 2:28 PM
a seat in your mouth!!!!
That was uncalled for (nm)LactateIntolerant
Apr 11, 2003 2:43 PM
"I still cant figure hoe to raise my seat!"the bull
Apr 10, 2003 2:44 PM
"I still cant figure how to raise my seat!"the bull
Apr 10, 2003 2:45 PM
You had it right the first time.DERICK
Apr 10, 2003 3:16 PM
This feels a lot better than that fat a$$QUiTSPiNiNArOuND
Apr 10, 2003 2:56 PM
Just a little more air in this Nike Air Head saddle. nmJuanmoretime
Apr 10, 2003 3:16 PM
Sandi knew her talents would be put to good use someday... nmrwbadley
Apr 10, 2003 3:22 PM
Picture of the Saddle (Top View)Ahimsa
Apr 10, 2003 4:25 PM
that great!nmthe bull
Apr 10, 2003 5:12 PM
Smells like teen spirit...koala
Apr 10, 2003 5:28 PM
re: YOU'RE HIRED!!!!! nmteoteoteo
Apr 10, 2003 5:33 PM
LUNCH! [nm]komatiite
Apr 10, 2003 5:54 PM
re: Photo caption contest!!!jwarrenod
Apr 10, 2003 5:55 PM
Proper lubrication is important before insertion, just ask Sue Johanson.

JW
Your bike bl**ws (nm)Horace Greeley
Apr 10, 2003 6:24 PM
"If I can prove I'm a real blond? Sure!"tempeteOntheRoad
Apr 10, 2003 6:35 PM
What else!
Does that one really require a caption? (nm)bsdc
Apr 10, 2003 8:33 PM
re: Photo caption contest!!!gybeho
Apr 10, 2003 11:08 PM
Yet another reason I want to come back in the next life as a Terry Womans saddle.
She's not so handy with a wrench but she's a helluva mechanic...ATLien
Apr 11, 2003 4:52 AM
"Are you SURE that this is the way to break in a Brooks saddle?"Gregory Taylor
Apr 11, 2003 5:29 AM
By the way, does any one else find this picture more than a little creepy?
I'll huff and I'll puff and I'll blow..... nmJuanmoretime
Apr 11, 2003 6:23 AM
I've never heard of a bike flute...but, okay...(nm)LactateIntolerant
Apr 11, 2003 7:19 AM
re: Photo caption contest!!!CarbonJoe
Apr 11, 2003 8:08 AM
Shouldn't she be doing that to the headset? ;-)
bike lust nmJS Haiku Shop
Apr 11, 2003 8:18 AM
I saw Tom Hanks do this with a skate...Charlie Amerique
Apr 11, 2003 9:21 AM
tastes great ...less fillingM_Lou
Apr 11, 2003 9:42 AM
The new RBR moderator takes a day off the same day Bambi posts her first picStraightblock
Apr 11, 2003 10:44 AM
The true meaning to "Bike Porn". nmJuanmoretime
Apr 11, 2003 11:07 AM
borderline; nmDougSloan
Apr 11, 2003 11:25 AM
I don't knowKristin
Apr 11, 2003 11:50 AM
"The message contains obscene or pornographic images/photos/text/videos"

A picture portraying a woman in a bikini giving a blow job to a bicycle seat fits my definition of obscene. But more than that, if it can get me fired from work, it definately fits the definition. How many people could reasonably post this in their offices. Its over the top, IMO.
AgreeMudman
Apr 11, 2003 12:23 PM
I "personally" did not find it offensive, but in a cube environment - you have to think of others. A little warning is all that was need.
I agree also....4bykn
Apr 11, 2003 1:01 PM
Just because you (the poster) don't find it offensive, doesnt mean it isnt. Hell, Larry Flynt would probably love it. But if one's HR department finds it questionable (and most likely they will), one could be on the receiving end of disciplinary action.

And no, I don't find it objectionable, just juvenile.
Hey wait a minute.....Juanmoretime
Apr 11, 2003 1:04 PM
Who says she's giving it a blow job. It could be she's a paraplegic and holding up a friends bike.
hey suzie Q posted "carfull opening up at work within a couple..the bull
Apr 11, 2003 1:52 PM
of minutes of it being posted what more can you say look at all the headers it obviously tempting to look at so what!
There is nothing here that would not be on network TV!
So why dont you go back into your little cave and chill with Jesse Helems or something!!!Its not my fault you playing on the internet and not doing your job!!!!!
Not Terribly Humorous. Fairly Sexist. Low Brow to be sure (nm)serbski
Apr 11, 2003 1:08 PM
Yup, it's offensive. Just failed thedante
Apr 11, 2003 1:05 PM
"hey, let's send it to my girlfriend to see if she thinks it's funny" test.

ooops.
dante
offensive, but not obscene?DougSloan
Apr 11, 2003 1:11 PM
It's probably not much worse than the photo caption pic of the guy with his hand down his pants. Technically, there just isn't anything obscene or pornographic about it. Maybe suggestive, yes. I think you could show it on network television, and that would sort of be my standard for here. A warning would be good, nonetheless.

Doug
how's that for a compromise? nmDougSloan
Apr 11, 2003 1:12 PM
It's offensive because it is just so sad and creepy....Gregory Taylor
Apr 11, 2003 4:35 PM
Yes, I submitted a "caption", but the pic is more sad than erotic. I mean, how hard up does this poor "model" have to be if she is reduced to earning her fee by sucking on a nasty old bike seat? I can guarantee you that it wasn't her idea. Yuk. And shame on me for playing along.
It would be more understandable if....the bull
Apr 11, 2003 5:22 PM
She was making out with a Colnago C-40!
offensive? maybe....keeshadog
Apr 11, 2003 5:43 PM
but "giving a blow job to a saddle?" hardly. certainly it is suggestive of exactly that but that description and interpretation is necessarily an individual one. i saw it as a stupid pic of a girl putting her mouth around a saddle. blow job? hardly. and when i worked in a regular office, i made certain that i didnt open up any email that i might be even somewhat uncertain about. especially if a boss was around. opening up something with a "warning" on it in the presence of a boss dont sound too bright to me. its the kind of thing one does at one's own risk.
What's the length of that tit tube? I mean, um, top tube? (nm)Iwannapodiumgirl
Apr 11, 2003 8:20 PM