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Okay, give me your best cycling pick-up lines and one liners(67 posts)

Okay, give me your best cycling pick-up lines and one linersKristin
Apr 1, 2003 11:04 AM
hey baby, post here often? nmJS Haiku Shop
Apr 1, 2003 11:05 AM
is that a banana in your jersey pocket, or are you just...(nm)JS Haiku Shop
Apr 1, 2003 11:06 AM
need some help with that bag balm? nmJS Haiku Shop
Apr 1, 2003 11:07 AM
Yes, I shave alll the way up baby. nmSpunout
Apr 1, 2003 11:06 AM
so, how high up do YOU shave? nmJS Haiku Shop
Apr 1, 2003 11:06 AM
...pipped at the line ;-) nmSpunout
Apr 1, 2003 11:07 AM
quantity, not quality! nmJS Haiku Shop
Apr 1, 2003 11:08 AM
you know what they say about big shoes? 175 mm cranks! nmJS Haiku Shop
Apr 1, 2003 11:07 AM
trust me, i'm european nmJS Haiku Shop
Apr 1, 2003 11:08 AM
or....big shoes = big feet! (nm)jtferraro
Apr 1, 2003 1:30 PM
one liner: does this lycra make me look fat? nmJS Haiku Shop
Apr 1, 2003 11:09 AM
Hey, pretty momma, wanna shine my 172.5mm crank? nmMike P
Apr 1, 2003 11:15 AM
Show me your brass nipples I'll let you measure my stem(nm)PEDDLEFOOT
Apr 1, 2003 11:23 AM
LOL!!! nmnoveread
Apr 1, 2003 12:34 PM
That was good! =) (nm)jtferraro
Apr 1, 2003 1:31 PM
Hey are you one of the Playboy Extreme Team members?js5280
Apr 1, 2003 11:24 AM
What really works though is simply; "Wow, nice. . . {choose any: day, bike, trail, view, etc.}
How'd ya like ta come back to my house and show me....the bull
Apr 1, 2003 11:25 AM
how ya get your legs all smooth like that!
Has anyone every told you that you've got a great set of wheels?MR_GRUMPY
Apr 1, 2003 11:27 AM
Ha! Great double entendre, or whatever that's called. (nm)FTMD
Apr 1, 2003 12:13 PM
nm
If you ever need a tune-up, I'll be happy to help.MR_GRUMPY
Apr 1, 2003 11:31 AM
Wanna see if my seat post works with your seat tube? nmjaybird
Apr 1, 2003 11:41 AM
OMG! My shocking and not-so-christian contribution insideKristin
Apr 1, 2003 11:51 AM
Baby you must remind me of my bike cuz I wanna ride you.

yeeeeeecccchhh. I'm shocked at myself for posting that. :-)~
Somewhere in Chicago there is a bright red face right now!! nmnoveread
Apr 1, 2003 12:33 PM
YEAHHH, baby! Hah! =) (nm)jtferraro
Apr 1, 2003 1:34 PM
OMG! My shocking and not-so-christian contribution insiderussw19
Apr 1, 2003 2:40 PM
Kristin, correct me if I am wrong, as I am not a Christian, but didn't Jesus have siblings? If so, that means even the Virgin Mary herself got a little nook-nook.

Russ
Yes, but would she have posted a one-liner on RBR? nmKristin
Apr 1, 2003 2:46 PM
Guess it depends on how "busy" she was! nmrussw19
Apr 1, 2003 3:19 PM
Ouch!Kristin
Apr 2, 2003 8:00 AM
True, but it hurt. I guess its true, then...what they say about idle hands.
Been missing Church lately? (NM)ACE-
Apr 1, 2003 10:13 PM
nm
Look at that lucky bicycle seat!Humma Hah
Apr 1, 2003 11:47 AM
I've never said that to a girl out loud, but I can't count the number of times I've THOUGHT it!
YUP!! ;-) (nm)jtferraro
Apr 1, 2003 1:35 PM
Can I lube your bottom bracket?thatsmybush
Apr 1, 2003 11:50 AM
re: Okay, give me your best cycling pick-up lines and one linersJack9
Apr 1, 2003 11:53 AM
Nice Legs
Pickup line for woman: You want help shaving those baby? nmKristin
Apr 1, 2003 11:55 AM
You really shouldn't be wearing panties under lycra shorts....Bruno S
Apr 1, 2003 11:58 AM
I've though of saying this on a few occasions but never got the nerve to do it. She would had known immediatly I was staring at her ass while drafting. Although there is not much else you can look at in a paceline.
Why not admit it? "It's been fun following you." nmdzrider
Apr 1, 2003 12:43 PM
nice one (nm)JS Haiku Shop
Apr 1, 2003 12:43 PM
..you should have asked for them when she was done!! LOL nmSpunout
Apr 1, 2003 12:44 PM
you guys are too much:::::::nodding head w/smirk on face!:::::nmjtferraro
Apr 1, 2003 1:37 PM
Century Nothing... I go all night longthatsmybush
Apr 1, 2003 12:04 PM
true nmDougSloan
Apr 1, 2003 1:47 PM
You look so hot in black lycra!Juanmoretime
Apr 1, 2003 12:26 PM
now that I'm vommiting...can you post a cutie in black lycra? nmjtferraro
Apr 1, 2003 1:39 PM
that better be photoshopped.rufus
Apr 1, 2003 2:12 PM
GAH!
Let me releave some of that tension in your spokes.MR_GRUMPY
Apr 1, 2003 12:30 PM
very creative! (nm)jtferraro
Apr 1, 2003 1:40 PM
If you ever need repairs, I've been told that I have good hands.MR_GRUMPY
Apr 1, 2003 12:36 PM
Wanna do the Tour Down Under??Fender
Apr 1, 2003 12:42 PM
"Nice form! Can I play with you?" (nm)Fredrico
Apr 1, 2003 1:38 PM
Wanna ride? I promise I'll pull. nmDougSloan
Apr 1, 2003 1:49 PM
I hope you're talking about a solo effort!!! ;-) nmKristin
Apr 1, 2003 2:02 PM
you're quick! these replies just get better & better! (nm)jtferraro
Apr 2, 2003 5:46 AM
Last one.MR_GRUMPY
Apr 1, 2003 1:54 PM
There's nothing like finishing together, to put a smile on your face.......
Doh! LOL!!! nmnoveread
Apr 1, 2003 2:29 PM
I can fix that squeak in your bottom bracket w/ some of my lubeclimbo
Apr 1, 2003 1:56 PM
Can help you smooth out your stroke?Kristin
Apr 1, 2003 2:11 PM
Geez. Whats gotten into me?? I'm mortified!
I meant, "Can I he..." Oh nevermind. You know what I meant.Kristin
Apr 1, 2003 2:12 PM
Kristin is getting kind of graphical...Bruno S
Apr 1, 2003 2:22 PM
Whats going on in Chicago? Temperatures finally rising? You know what they say: whomever is hungry in bread thinks.
I ride hard and smooth, but never fast (nm)Frith
Apr 1, 2003 2:25 PM
Wanna suck my wheel?alansutton
Apr 1, 2003 2:55 PM
re: "So you like Celeste eh baby? Why don't you "Coppi" a feel"teoteoteo
Apr 1, 2003 3:59 PM
"Is it stiff?" "I beg your pardon!"mapei boy
Apr 1, 2003 4:44 PM
Would you prefer me in front or behind you?wasabekid
Apr 1, 2003 4:57 PM
Are you from the UPS?...Greyhound
Apr 1, 2003 5:47 PM
Cause you seem to be checking out my package.
(you gotta be wearing lycra, or have an extra pair of socks...)
I'm sponsored by Viagra and I'm riding long and hard (nm)Asphalt Addict
Apr 2, 2003 7:00 AM
Say baby wanna check out the slope of my top tube?jmr986
Apr 2, 2003 9:10 AM